hey, look at this guy who gets it

it’s so fucking good. not just because it’s ZoE cosplay, but because it’s so incredibly well done!

but its not for 2 year olds

Now all we need is that feminine Japanese robot voice from the guy’s computer who’s house burned down for it to come full circle.

Another difference is that Colbert is actually funny.

I wish Kojima just said “because I want to dress her that way.” It seems like a more honest and less eye-roll worthy reason.

This worked out pretty fabulously for Kimmel, on purpose I’m sure. He got to make his jokes, then the usual set of gamers predictably acted like rabid psycho gamergater asshats (more comedy!), then he gets to ‘make up’ with some famous rational gamers.

Jimmy Kimmel got REKT

Or Conan’s faux-gamer response

We need to hear Jimmy Fallon’s pro-gamer response.

Well those ‘tween animators we hear so much about are probably just completely fed up with making minimum wage and are just phoning it in now, because, why not? Get paid shit, do shit.

Hmm....mistreatment of employees, destroying the past, shady dealings, terrible working conditions..
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KONAMI MERGED WITH WAL-MART

The game was less forgiving than DS1. Boss battles - while there were more of them - weren’t really difficult or even interesting, and level design was pretty linear. I think people expected DS2 to be better than DS1 in the way that DS1 was better than Demon’s Souls, and I can see how they’d have been let down.…

Actually, all people are born with a right to happiness. Everyone deserves to be entertained. It’s necessary for survival. Stress is a very real killer, and people have a right to their life. Where the logic goes off the rail is that you need to steal to be entertained or happy. That you can do whatever the fuck you…

Mental illness? Mental illness. Hope he gets the help to not be like that.

Yeah! How dare they offer competitive pricing on video games, while at the same time creating a contest system for buying which is something that only every corporation has ever done ever!

That's it?! Filthy casual... /s

I am only a casual gamer so I could only figure out

Dark Souls 2