I once forgot my wallet when I went to Chipotle. They comped my meal, no questions asked. Thanks, Chipotle!

Visit 1 - What area has a Chipotle and doesn’t have other options? And while you’re standing in line coddling your shitkids for 20+ minutes you would have noticed no one leaving with burritos.

Visit 1 - A good lesson for your children that they can’t get what they want all of the time, and to learn to deal with disappointment.

Remember NFL Blitz? My penguin I created was a beast.

Being a Dota player is like being an alcoholic, you’re in it for life.

It’s the time of year when I both rue and rejoice the fact that I am no longer a Dota player.

Then why, after 30 years, was this case suddenly solved after the book came out?

Jezebel’s tagline is literally “Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women.” Seems pretty in line with their typical coverage to focus on the celebrity angle here.

Murder goes unsolved for 3o years.

This is a legit grievance.

But jokes are supposed to be funny.

“The Belgian Gaming Commission has not contacted us or shared its report,” an EA spokesperson told Kotaku in an email. “We strongly believe that our games are developed and implemented ethically and lawfully around the world, and take these responsibilities very seriously. We care deeply that our players are having a…

Having a really bad script is why Beyond is bad even if you like “interactive experiences.” Who wants to interact with a stupid experience?

Rayman Legends is one of the best 2D platformers I have ever played and while Beyond has realy bad script, it’s gonna be a solid game for many people who like “interactive experiences”. Cheer up.

My favorite Mike Fahey story is second hand. He was at Comic-Con, sometime before 2011. He and McWhertor were down there together. Mike had saved up his dough to buy a bunch of toys from the floor and I guess he went there after the panels were done on Saturday. McWhertor came back to the room and found Mike laying on…

He looks amazing for being 74.

OMG MIKE!

Get well soon, Fahey. We want you back.

Mike Fahey is among the most charming, loving, and thoughtful members of the games journalism industry. Mike, I truly hope you can make it through this relatively unscathed, even if your glowing Snacktaku review tricked me into trying the actually-vile cinnamon oreos.