Did this for another thread earlier.

I’m not the only one who sees this, right?

Is it just me or could she be a Cheney?

That would be awesome if you had a chipped coffee cup you wanted to replace.

Stop making up words.

Honestly, I’m from an era where we weren’t slaved to the office. Or in constant communications with people who weren’t physically present. Or needed to check the sports scores someplace where the game wasn’t on the TV over the bar. Sure, when I go to a restaurant and eat alone I will check the internet, read an…

It’s a problem my wife and I both have. I think part of it is that we’re both in careers were we talk a lot, and then get home and spend that time communicating with the kids (although I usually set them up outside play cell phone games, but put it away if they want my attention). After that is dinner (no electronics)…

What would ruin my date would be going to a restaurant where they use the same Corel dishware I have at home. STEP IT UP, PEOPLE.

Yes, this is an entirely new and troubling phenomenon:

“P-phubbing”?

Okay, that’s it. Come get us, asteroid. We officially no longer deserve to be sentient beings with written or spoken language.

It’s a dumb but more-than-fun action movie. But yeah, the first two are the highlights of the series (third, while tying up almost all of the loose ends, was too... heavy for its own good, and the fourth was just a waste of everyone’s time).

NOOOTICE MEEEEEEE

Yeah, man. I often pee into the wind.