Jesus Christ. The people in this echo chamber. Dare challenge anything that’s written, even slightly, and you get labeled “Trump Trash”. Even while you explain that you’ll be voting for Hillary, and that Trump is an idiot. If you ever want to complain about the state of political discourse in this country, please look…

Q: How do you like them apples?

It’s more hygienic than sneezing in your hand.

Yep, she swerved the way I do around my furniture when I’m shutting off lights to go to bed. Not today, couch. Not ever, bookcase.

“You’re fried.”

So we can all agree that The Rock is pretty much the most universally loved man in America, right? Follow up question, am I okay to wear a Rock teeshirt to the gym as a 30 something year old man?

lol. it kinda looks like he’s watching the game on the jumbotron. in which case, did he have a brief realization a nanosecond before the hit where he was like “whoa that dumb fuck staring up into the sky is about to get lit up!” or “whoa that guy looks kinda like me!”

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

If you’re farming to make a game fun, it’s probably not much fun.

Unfortunately the alphabet ends at J which was totally intended and felt like an organic place to end, however if you want more letters they are hard at work on some brand new ones at a reasonable price of $20 for each set.

Um, they’re hitting that water super hard. The contact causes them to release pee uncontrollably. Read a book

Rise of Iron includes the introduction of a long-awaited feature our community has been clamoring for.

I gave blood Friday as part of my regularly scheduled blood donations every 2-3 months. It’s a good practice regardless.

Dads, lock up your daughters...

The Wild better rally and make the playoffs. It won’t feel like spring if they don’t get swept by the Blackhawks.

Not having matchmaking is Bungie basically saying “Fuck off” to just about everyone who has kids.

I don’t know, but my retaliation was to watch all the most gruesome murder and sex scenes from True Blood with the kid watching over my shoulder. His nightmares are not my problem.

My solution to deep recliners is simple and effective. First I will politely request that they reduce their incline slightly, as it is impeding my ability to use my laptop, tray table, etc. If they refuse, I position the air vent above my head so that it blows cold air directly on the them at full blast. If they move…

This is what they should make you listen to before takeoff, instead of those silly safety rules that we all have memorized by now.

Order coffee and a double Mountain Dew for the kid. The parent will be so appreciative!