Jeez, how far does your back bend to contort your views into reality?

Cafe standards ushered in the current amazing golden age of internal combustion we currently are experiencing. Companies actually invested some money in engine technology and it’s fucking amazing . Everybody wins . Get fucked .

Pish pish. It’s exactly as deep as a mainstream commercial show can get away with. There’s a reason profound French arthouse films get $300 in box office receipts. HBO can’t just stream a Baudrillard lecture, even if they slather it in tits and blood.

No, I don’t think so. The fact that he could be a part of the “Never Trump” movement and then is willing to kiss the ring immediately after the election suggests he’s fickle and self-interested.

He’s sane, but he’s also a cruel, selfish grifter. He sees a place to profit (Mitt! Savior of the country! Even liberals respect his noble sacrifice! We should just appoint him President!) and puts himself in it. That doesn’t make him worse than any of Trump’s other picks, they’re all monsters, but it doesn’t leave…

Not to be a jerk, but why does he suck? Yes, he bangs models. All the models. And his nonprofit may have slipped into some shady business in the last few years. But he’s passionate about saving the world and does good movies. He also loves his mom, doesn’t that count for something?

So about an hour ago I was running on the lovely canal trail in my city. It’s cold and sunny, a perfect day to run off the angst of the last two weeks. I’m waiting to cross the main four lane street when I see a bunch of vehicles with lights and sirens coming towards the intersection. I thought it was a funeral but…

These make terrible, TERRIBLE videos. A photo gallery would be infinitely more enjoyable.

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Fuck CNN

Come on, people of New York. Make us proud.

Funny how politics affect real life and stuff, and how disastrous policies have real effects on actual companies and real people. If you write about cars, politics (for better or for worse) is part of the game sometimes.

Jalopnik was never “politics free” unless you’re talking about pre-gawker Jalopnik from the days of yore maybe.

are you also yelling at the kids to “git off yer lawn” and and to “turn off that hippity hoppity crap”?

This. The typical Jalopnik/Deadspin/Jezebel/etc. reader likely skews much younger than the typical Trump voter. For this website, at this time in history, the editorial slant is right on target.

I highly doubt 47% of Jalopnik’s reader base voted for Trump.

I don’t think that’s really a theory my man.

1st gear:

Not her fault you refused to listen to her

This sticker as well: