So much fucking smoke. Eye on the ball. The question is fucking simple: when you were presented with the choice between Clinton or Trump what did you do? Did you whine like a little bitch and stay home crying with your Bernie bro friends on /r/sandersforpresident? Did you boldly make a statement and protest vote for…

I’m sure the guy who got slaughtered by Hillary would have totally beat Trump! You know, the socialist Jew. That would have played super well.

That stupid Fed Ex guy? WTF is he doing fucking with a protest in his fucking uniform??? I can’t even say boo about politics in my classroom, but the Fed Ex clown can break up legal protests?

I will keep clicking on every one of these articles to contribute my $0.00001, I even try to click on ads if I may be genuinely interested in the products being advertised so maybe double that amount. I want to support this website and it’s writers, even if your not strictly sticking to sprots... er, cars.

The Dump kids are trying their hardest to look like “an American Family in the White House” through social media. For every one of Ivanka’s bullshit family instagram photos, we need to blast her with photos of dying Syrian children in response.

Humanity and compassion should trump profits every so often.

We’re actually having a great traffic month if anyone is curious.

See you tomorrow.

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

If everyone leaves, he’s not president of anything anymore. I say all 50 states disband and reform as the United States of Not Trump.

I don’t need my ass to tell me that my current car, which has an I6, is pretty damn near perfectly balanced, and handles much better than the previous 3 cars I had that all had V6's and tons of understeer.

The ‘vandalized’ car owner may have been better off spray painting the whole car a uniform fluorescent pink instead making it look like it was defaced by an angry tween.

At the current rate, there might not much ice left to break in the Northern Hemisphere......

We see you, Russian plant.

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and…

Jenna: “Once Trump got elected, I was like, I’m going to be here—and comments I got from other people in my life that voted for him, like ‘I don’t understand why you’re even going, it’s not like you can change the presidency.’ And I was like, okay, thank you, because now I know for sure that I’m going.”

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

Yep. I am all for what Gad said except for this part. You cannot be an animal rights activist and a PETA supporter.

A murder charge was warranted as OJ committed murder.