They really need to stop calling those things “hoverboards.”

David, No joke everything I do at work grinds to a halt so I can read anything you post. This is good Jalopnik, and the urgency of a deadline really does keep me coming back every week. Most of my favorite articles on here are about passion projects and real talk from non-professional mechanics... and god I love your…

I’d star but I’m afraid of going to hell.

This pops to mind

*fingers crossed*

Ain’t no glory in my line of work. Just misery.

I totally agree with this. I find that when I drive my GFs car (an automatic), putting the pedal down will give you maximum speedage (technical term) because it downshifts and gives you all the power it can, whereas in any of my manual cars, I need to make a conscious decision to downshift from 6th (or whatever) to…

I’m gonna be honest. I don’t hear it at ALL.

I worry so much that one day he’ll disappoint, because we’re not allowed good things.

He really seems comfortable with his career and seems to love what he has been able to do in a way that other actors don’t. I get really, REALLY get angry when people try to portray his post Star Wars career as some kind of failure. 90% of the time those people don’t know he became the Daniel Day Lewis of voice…

I love Mark Hamill. He just comes across as such a genuinely good dude.

I thought Mario Balotelli only wore Crocs.

I used to dread reading the horrors that David was encountering but still had to read. The above video my jaw dropped and I smiled at the same time. I am emotionally invested now.

If you think that was a bizarre way to lose something at the Super Bowl, boy do the Falcons have a story for you.

She is dreadful. I do not understand why anyone listens to her.

Fun fact for those who don’t know: this song was specifically written for this episode by Rachel Bloom, the co-creator, writer, and star of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Where you can see her sing other songs that she wrote, like “The Math of Love Triangles”:

No Liquid Sky?

Not bad. Ditch "Lost Boys," though. And you forgot this —

Personally, I'd swap out Donnie Darko and replace it with A Boy And His Dog, but that's just me. Pretty solid list.