David, No joke everything I do at work grinds to a halt so I can read anything you post. This is good Jalopnik, and the urgency of a deadline really does keep me coming back every week. Most of my favorite articles on here are about passion projects and real talk from non-professional mechanics... and god I love your…

I’d star but I’m afraid of going to hell.

*fingers crossed*

Ain’t no glory in my line of work. Just misery.

I totally agree with this. I find that when I drive my GFs car (an automatic), putting the pedal down will give you maximum speedage (technical term) because it downshifts and gives you all the power it can, whereas in any of my manual cars, I need to make a conscious decision to downshift from 6th (or whatever) to…

I’m gonna be honest. I don’t hear it at ALL.

I thought Mario Balotelli only wore Crocs.

I used to dread reading the horrors that David was encountering but still had to read. The above video my jaw dropped and I smiled at the same time. I am emotionally invested now.

If you think that was a bizarre way to lose something at the Super Bowl, boy do the Falcons have a story for you.

She is dreadful. I do not understand why anyone listens to her.

This reminds me of this supercut on YouTube that edits several chases into one, surprisingly cohesive, chase.

Go to the video on YouTube and read Wright’s description. Tried to copy and paste, but it won’t let me.

To Live And Die In LA

I refuse to get excited until he does it against a German third division team. And also, that is some really terrible announcing.

Regardless of how you voted, at least that car was cleaned up an in presentation mode before the pictures were taken.

I Guarantee it will Moab better than Tracy’s current Jeep.

Amazon, huh? Does it pick up #ResistanceRadio?

If this had a manual 4 banger I wouldn’t hesitate for a moment. But the annoying orange with an automatic Caitlyn? And 4.88 gears with 30" tires will net a top speed of about 61mph, though it will probably crawl up the side of a building. There’s no place for this in my garage but for the right Summer toothed redneck…

it is a Power Ranger. Bye I will see myself out