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It’s hard to tell why I find this so much more objectionable to say a baby blanket. One reason might be that I don’t truly think this is a long-term habit. Her teeth would show that. I have this weird, and truly disgusting feeling, that it’s a fetish for her older boyfriend.

Nothing has ever been this cute. Max cute. No more cute to be had. Shut it down.

I suspect a lot of signature dishes credited to celebrity chefs actually were created by their kitchen staff. This case is unusual in that a non-culinary employee created the dishes.

“Yes, like she’s a baby. And who are we to deny this grown woman her harmless albeit totally bonkers soothing mechanism? We are no one, I say, as my worldview has once again been shaken by a cast member of Vanderpump Rules. Besides, in these scary times, don’t we all have a bubba? Mine, for example, is this perfect…

My grip on what passes for reality now is so tenuous that I take a little smidge of joy in reading about an adult who nurses on baby bottles on a TV show that I’ve never watched. Thank you for this, Madeleine Davies.

She should have insisted on a contract protecting her rights to the milkshakes and the revenue stream. That’s a tough thing to do as an employee, especially a young one, but it’s really the only good way to do it.

When they actually are innocent young things, it’s wrong to just be themselves?

Thanks! Next stop: no longer inherently deserving sexual harassment! My star is on the rise!

Yeah I’m too dumb to understand what the hell “are you are a free harrassment bitch” means. Am I am, Sam-I-Am, I’m a free bitch, baby!

Right? Does it mean I get to wear eyeblack and those pants with all the pockets that tuck into combat boots? Because if yes, I’m in.

My 7th grade teacher called me an instigator and a sharpie. Thanks, Mrs.L!

What!? Being called a firebrand is a great compliment. Even when someone hates your convictions it still means they’re impressed by your passion for them.

Eddie is a delight.

Its such a lefty French filmmaker insult. Excuse the fuck out of me for needing money for my labor.

I wish someone would call me a mercenary, that sounds tough as hell.

Yeah. I think things are changing, but Breillat (and Deneuve) definitely represent the “old guard” of French feminists who promote a certain type of essentialized, retrograde femininity and openly loathe women who go against it.

In the opening scene of “Anatomy of Hell”, a woman slits her wrists in a gay bar and when a…

She’s French, though. Horrible misogyny is par for the course.

I’m inclined to believe Asia. Breillat’s films are full of horrifying misogyny, although I’m sure someone will come along to explain why I’m not deep and French enough to understand why they’re actually feminist masterpieces. I don’t know how anyone could watch, say, “Anatomy of Hell” and not think its creator might…

Breillat is the Cool Girl of French cinema. I sincerely hope to see less of her type of male-gaze-friendly films from the next generation of women directors.