Nominee?? How about all-time champion. That girl owns Curry’s dumb kid.

Hey JR is doing alright! Bartolo Colon’s daughter is just happy he makes it home on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.

PETE ROSE: “First Deadspin says I can eat shit, now they say I don’t eat shit? Wow! What’re the odds of them putting out another column about how I do eat shit by Friday?”

Kentucky had a basketball player not that long ago that spelled his last name that same unusual way.

I mean... It the MLS an inferior league simply because it’s promising young stars sometimes move on to more prestigious leagues and it also is home to many former international stars who are over the hill?

I dunno, you think Randy Bass is as good as Frank Robinson? Because he put Frank Robinson-like numbers up in Japan.

It’s like you’re trying real hard, but your screen name is still an accurate description of your takes. You couldn’t even bother to come up with a more original argument than the one right in the article?

Describe AJ in five words or less

What will you do with the other $999,500,000?

Don’t bother arguing with him. Everyone runs into a human Twitter egg an approved deadspin commenter at some point.

Looking forward to their next story, “Mussolini: How He Made the Trains Run on Time.”

Also, I’m sick of “redemptive stories” that aren’t about what the person needs redeeming from. “He was accused of rape...BUT he’s great with kids!” “He killed a bunch of dogs in illegal fights, but boy does he work hard on the field!” “He definitely covered up a murder, but Ray Lewis sure can yell loudly and…

So the writer of the piece, Alex Kennedy, quickly brings up the rape allegation so he can brush it aside and move on to Winston’s work with teens at a football camp. It is just one of a brief list of examples of Winston’s previous, regrettable lack of “maturity”:

Did I miss the bat flip? Your headline makes it seem like he pulled a “Bonds” or something. I’m sure there was SOMETHING more story worthy that happened an hour ago?

I missed the “bat flip” in the video... he dropped it like I’ve seen countless players do for the last 40 years

Unless this was a white conservative, then it’s OK to blame them and the NRA. This “don’t judge a group” shit only comes out when it’s not politically correct to blame a group.

Everyone should boycott them. Both Qatar and FIFA fully deserve it.

Yes, of course you find it weird that anyone on earth is disagreeing with you. You’re in the Jezebel echo chamber.

These are the types of “stories” that make every single person on the planet go “and nothing of value was lost when Gawker was destroyed”

It wouldn’t shock me if LPShea believes he’s poisoning their food...