My theory is eat whatever you want but expend more calories than you take in. I’ll probably die of colon cancer but whatever.

Came to the comments for those sweet inferiority complex fueled self righteous Canadian comebacks. Was not dissapointed

I feel like they missed the boat on one more: Aqib Talib’s two-handed facemask should’ve been an ejection. That’s a horrifically dangerous play, and the fact that he knew it was only half-the-distance makes it even worse. He knew he could get away with it, so he chose a move that could possibly inflict serious injury…

Ok so that’s no hoods on the players, no hoodlums on the field, and no hoodrat stuff on the coin toss. Got it.

You make a good point... although an OPI call leads to a turnover a large percentage of the time when the team fails to convert the extra 10 yards. But agreed that there’s a disparity.

It’s kind of baffling that you think that’s an airtight argument...

Congratulations! You’ve successfully taught him to hate the things you hate!

You think you don’t have this problem “because you follow you own advice”, but my point is that in a good friend group, you wouldn’t have this problem even if you talked about it because your friends aren’t assholes. Unless a person actually owes you money, only a total asshole is going to stalk your instagram and…

Here’s my typical response to friends making plans I can’t afford

Any expensive night out drinking can be solved with a cheap non-alcoholic beverage order and a flask. Same with expensive dinners, just eat beforehand and order an appetizer, or meet them after dinner.

I can see how it’d be hard for someone earning $40k a year to hang with millionaires on the reg but that’s a pretty extreme example. I think “I can’t afford it” is a perfectly reasonable and widely acceptable reason for not attending a certain gathering (or multiple). In my experience friendship isn’t affected by such…

I bet every time they bring out the contract, Von sneaks around and pokes it out of their hands.

Whenever your friends suggest an activity that requires a lot of money being spent, suggest something else. If they want to go to a night club, suggest a movie night at home. If they want to go to a ball game, suggest a nice nature hike instead. If they want to go on a trip abroad, suggest spending a long weekend in…

Take out an equity loan on your parents house that you live in. Problem: SOLVED.

You’re a complete moron. No way Machado gets fewer games than Ventura. Getting plunked once doesn’t give you the right to charge the mound

It looks like he landed a decent string of punches before he got pulled off the Royals pitcher.

First off - making ANY kind of point about inter-gender relationships and trying to hold ANY part of The Bachelorette up as proof of that point basically automatically invalidates it. “Nice Guy” syndrome or FriendZoning or whatever the hell its being called may or may not be a real thing, but the 100% scripted,…

I’m still waiting on my Cinderella who likes romantic moonlit walks to throw pennies at the homeless.

You want hot bitches?

Can we just change the sub-blog to The Inadequate Man and call it a day?