Everything here is wrong.

nah

Wow - what an edgy take. May I offer an equally scorching hot counterpoint? People who think kids are the worst are generally miserable cunts.

Basic rule, don’t be a dick. Making kids respect yourself or your personal space is not being a dick. If they are talking shit about you behind your back instead of bringing any of their issues to your attention they are the dicks. Fuck’em.

Yeah, but that’s true of young adults, the middle aged, and the elderly too.

Build-A-Bear Workshop is higher still.

If it’s a turtle, I leave it alone.

If its a bear cub out in the woods you should immediately pick it up and start tossing it up in the air yelling “Good bear, good bear!”

Yeah, it’s a pretty vague term. I was thinking in terms of recognizability.

Someone complaining about baseball players customarily wearing caps is not only peak Kinja, it’s peak millennial.

How convenient, there is footage of this guys story on the internet:

I love Odell, I try to keep things neat and organized, and I don't think too many people outside of Newark are very familiar with pastor Ron Christian...

Three things I love about college softball:

No, YOU’RE not going to be an NBA player even with Curry’s jumpshot.

When I was a kid, the most annoying, repetitive thing my dad would yell was, “Jesus Fucking Christ, we should have had the abortion!"

Running in the zoo seems like a good choice. It’ll sure as shit make everyone who sees you think “What the fuck are they running from?”

Worst personal causes of vomit.

You’re not going to be an NBA player even with Curry’s jumpshot. Curry can get open for his jumper and play NBA defense. We’re all likely at best pickup players, pickup basketball doesn’t have a three-point line and dunks are way cool. I’ll take the dunk.

I can’t believe you’re even hinting that players shouldn’t wear caps. I get that they don’t really do very much, but the baseball cap is probably literally the only piece of the uniform a normal human can wear outside of being at the game and not look like an utter dumbass. Think about the sort of people who wear…