The thing is, the Hit King only means one thing: having the most career MLB hits. No sane person thinks Pete Rose is the best hitter ever - that’s either Cobb, Ruth, or Williams (Rose is way down the line). So you can look at all sorts of projections and hypotheticals, but it doesn’t matter. The criteria is simple, it…

You are right, but nothing is more sacred to Gawker Media than clicks. Nothing.

No because Deadspin commenters have a unique ability to be smug douchebags and envious malcontents at the same time.

This comment is a great example of why people rightfully hate Deadspin commenters

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Caught one!

Can we hear from the contingent that said Gawker would 100% win the case and then subsequently said Gawker would 100% win the appeal? I'd like to hear from those smug armchair attorneys.

I go with the pushpin. A little thicker, but I have massive hands and couldn’t maneuver a staple.

Don’t most places stop selling at the end of the 7th or first pitch of the eighth. Seventh inning stretch is perfect because you can grab late-inning beers while all the assholes sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame.

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No, not every team’s fans boo former players just because they wish they still play there. In fact a lot of fans cheer these players as a token of appreciation. That is why I'm saying the Dodger fans look stupid.

Yeah, but as far as I know they didn’t match the D-Back’s offer. When a small market team just can’t afford a guy it’s one thing, or if the player just wants to leave. But the Dodgers let him walk as the highest payroll team in baseball. Kind of like when Robinson Cano left the Yanks. And those fanbases look…

Nothing wrong with the Dodgers paying for players, but their fans look stupid booing a guy that got offered more money by another team (this is almost always stupid regardless, it’s particularly stupid here).

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Yeah, he was definitely being a jackass, but he also tried to help prevent a fight (that yeah, he did instigate in the first place).

This is why rooting for the Falcons is better...Julio wouldn't touch these bitches

So she should have beat him to death with a lead pipe while he was in a coma?Yikes...

Not sure how “believing her” will make her more safe. Kind of feel like the courts should make that determination, but maybe you’re saying the judge should. Makes sense, but the Judge has to balance all persons’ rights - hysterically favoring someone is basically the antithesis of justice.

I’m actually in the rare position of having seen both players play an entire season live, and you are dead wrong. Cousins is a slightly better Al Jefferson like Russell Westbrook is a slightly better Nick Young.