I could be biased, I am a seahawk fan. So there are not other butts that are not attached to Russell Wilson. **swoon**

Thanks. It seems mind-fucking that people can be out of the greys one second and back on the greys without an explanation. I'm too fragile to go through those motions.

So by replying to this, that now makes me three degrees from AK? I'll take it.

Well this way we can make extra sure there's jurisdiction to punish sexual assault complainants for drinking.

Banning demon rum is a good start, but how about the scourge of jazz music? It leads young ladies straight into temptation, and even encourages them to associate with men of other races! How does the temperance movement even stand a chance as long as our young ladies are being led astray by the dangerous, libidinous…

I don't think you can say fuck there. Or drink while writing in your pajama. You will actullLy have to go into an office. Have you thought it through?

That is exactly how my mom feels about mothers day. A pandering cheap ass way to try to make it ok to take your mom for granted all the rest of the time.

WHAT? No! Jezebel has been hemorrhaging my favorite writers for the past several months. WTH is going on over there? Show us on the doll where the bad media conglomerate touched you!

COSSSSSSMOOOOOOOOO? Here's a Cosmo article:

See, I know you're being affectionate, and that's lovely, but it does make me a bit sad when someone gathers up a considerable amount of courage and comes out of the closet (still a frightening thing to do, even in 2015), and all kinds of people go, "Uh, everybody knew that already." It seems like an unkindness to…

Dear Joel,

I did just the opposite. My hair, when long, is wild and unmanagable and sticks out in all directions. I kept it short and tame till I turned 40, when I decided — "WHOOPIE!!" I feel wild and untamed!!! So I grew my hair out and now have this gloriously messy enormous hair all over the place. I had to grow into my…

Seriously. I have a daydream where I run into her at the Coffee Connection and then it turns out we like the same board games and then poof, we're best friends. That could happen right?

I want to be your friend. This is my favorite exchange of the day.

and in last min she just trademarked and appropriated Adultosaur.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!

An all male Sex and the City sounds totally rad!

I must live such an insulated life.

Please write an article to help us learn how to glow.

This video just taught me what I'm supposed to do with highlighting products.