I immediately thought of Angelina Jolie pulling a pre-made dinner out of the oven for Brad Pitt in that couple spy movie.

All the redheads couldn’t disagree more, because green looks amazing on us.

My first grade teacher was Snow White at Disneyland before she became a teacher. I still have a bit of a crush on her.

Yes! The “autism epidemic” is because the previously considered quirky or socially awkward are often now being diagnosed as mild autism or even Asperger’s (which is one of the most inaccurately used medical terms today.) Another reason why these anti-vaxxers are so disgusting. They think having a child that is…

Good for you!

Beyond the fucked up Greek system, it’s 2015. Why is homecoming queen still a thing? I just don’t understand.

Shit! College town, this is what happens when I try to type a comment while I’m working.

So much amazing civic art from that era. The post office in my closet has the most amazing mural on the wall.

As a radiologist, I second that.

“mulatto”? Are you my racist dead grandmother?

Bangs really do emphasize the nose. Learn from me, if you have a prominent nose, don’t do it!

I have never been as upset at losing a romantic relationship as i have about losing friendships. It would be different now, since my best friend is also my husband, but that’s also why he is my only friend. My friendships in life have hurt me so badly, and have done so repeatedly, that I have no desire to form…

Ok, I will probably buy the electronic version. I read Twilight, kind of hate it, but I also rely on fanfiction as my escape when I need to just turn off my brain and not think about work/kids/life. It’s hard to carve out the time and mental space for a real novel. Sorry Meyer, but Twilight is on par with decent…

Because you were clearly a good teacher.

Because, we actually don't know why our bodies need sleep. Which is so cool.

Good for you. I was a smart ass kid by pointing out that the Pledge of Allegiance is an example of how fascism spread to the United States, and how fanatical patriotism today is a modern distillation of fascism. My home room teacher actually called my mom (at work, heaven forbid she interrupt my dad at work) to inform…

Not necessarily, I have a similar style by Agent Provocateur that makes me look amazing. I think it depends on if the lace is tight.

Any time a girl/woman doesn’t want to be something or come across a certain way because they’re afraid guys won’t like them I am so baffled and sad. Sorry men, but you’re not hard to attract.

The real question is: is he actually high on oxycontin while he’s on air, is he an untreated psychotic, or does he just make outlandish shit up because it gets him more listeners?

As long as they keep making some of the only women’s golf clothes available to someone under the age of 60. Seriously, Nike has a few but doesn’t carry them in stores.