poetjunkie
Poetjunkie
poetjunkie

Republican politicians and pundits once again shocked to discover the Republican Party is full of Republicans.

Q really is like the one ring to rule them all of conspiracy idiots.

There’s no such thing as being too anti-Trump. Most are not anti-Trump enough. The man is a cancer.

Ugh. So sick of framing like “hyper-partisanship, and hateful rhetoric on both sides”, when the reality is that with the two parties it’s like if two people were deciding where to go out to dinner and one said “I’m feeling like Italian, maybe?” and the other said “I will only accept anthrax and gravel” and then

I would rather a documentary on Matt Gaetz and his indentured servitude of hot, young Cuban men as well as having the most punchable face in America, exceeding even Colin Jost’s.

It’s so like so many things with conservatives. What they really feel is hatred toward women and minorities. But, they feel like they can’t just say, “We hate women!” or “We hate [insert minority here]!” So, they make up reasons that sound logical to them (because they are in the midst of a hatred fit that never

Matt Gaetz looks like a Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Jason Bateman.

I will dance a fucking jig when Rush Limbaugh shuffles off this mortal coil.

I don’t understand.

It’s funny how people who use the term “feminazi” are often fine with ACTUAL Nazis.

I was with you up until DiCaprio (though I got the joke)...this is who needs to play Epstein:

And we can get a pile of dog shit to play Alan Dershowitz.

That’s gorgeous.

Pure fucking poetry, is it not?

There’s a bit where I feel like he was a bit of Black Icarus, who loved flying among the elite too much that he believed the sun when it said his melting wings were a liberal hoax.

Day 0: Make an anti-mask tweet

Death isn’t cool generally speaking. But I’m sorry, my give a damn has been busted. He was too old to know better yet still wanted to Ruckus it out. My neighborhood uncle used to say “Everybody has their time to die. But you dumb young muthafuckas can also rush your own death by being stupid.” Obviously this doesn’t

So let’s have his funeral in 9 days, bury him 9 days after that and then all forget about him 9 days after that.

Agree. But Rice instead of Warren for me.