Most boring actor of our time. Poor mans Alain Delon who has the range of a wet fart.

I don’t get Ryan Gosling. He is OK on every level. Not great, not terrible, just OK and yet it seems like so many people think he farts rainbows or something.

I cannot STAND Rooney Mara. She’s so damn dull.

I love how all the Trump supporters in the comments who are ‘appalled’ at Gizmodo expressing something vaguely akin to a political bias (gasp!) can’t recognize that Donald Trump is, at this point, far beyond the traditional left / right divide in Washington discourse.

Because Obama was not a Russian mole.

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

There’s no safe spaces anymore snowflake.

He and I are soulmates in some alternate universe, I’m sure of it.

I am done. Is that enough ownership for you? Decades of marching for womens rights, volunteering for womens causes, signing up women to vote, picketing/protesting the forced birth movement in Texas/ standing guard at Planned Parenthood; volunteering at LGBT organizations, marching in the Pride Parade here with my…

I bet when you posted your comment you didn’t expect expert anonymous internet commenters to go on a series of rants about who the funniest five people might be and why they know comedy better than you OR Melissa McCarthy.

You drunk?

5. Dane Cook

someone shared this on reddit. accurate af.

I need this so much right now.

Yasssssssssssss!

It’s a screenshot from a fucking wonderful tv show called Chewing Gum.

I get banned for telling people why she was a shitty candidate and her personal ambition at any cost is why Trump is now picking supreme court nominees instead of a democrat...

Since I’ve been banned from Jezebel about 3 dozen times for not thinking Hillary Clinton was the greatest presidential candidate since FDR and Lincoln had a love-child...I avoid it nowadays.