Thanks Tumblr!

Is it the low/no taxes thing that gets everyone’s goat about the Libertarians? They seem inline with a lot of Democrat planks otherwise. War on Drugs, smaller military, support for LGBT people.

Janet all the fucking way. I really didn’t think everyone ACTUALLY forgot about his being a pedophile, I thought everyone “forgot” he was a child molester.

Never been a fan, sooo.

I am pretty active in the leather/kink community and know a tooooooooooooooooooon of guys (and some girls) who are pups. for the majority of the people i know, it’s not sexual at all. it is more about turning off your brain and just ‘being in the moment’ like the article above states. and honestly, puppy moshes look…

It doesn’t work on cats, either. They will just look at you like they think you are an idiot.

“Then I had this moment of panic because a puppy without a collar is a stray; they don’t have anyone to look after them. [...] It’s a sad thing to say, but there’s not love from the heart in me for Colin–but what I have got is someone who is there for me and I’m happy with that.”

This doesn’t sound super healthy? If…

Hillary is accused of being complicit in the personal destruction of the women who have accused bill of sexual assault and rape, including their reputations and credibility.

Mae Jemison was the first African-American woman in space in 1992, and would start every shift on the Space Shuttle with Uhura’s famous words: ‘Hailing frequencies open.’ I like that.

Hello, is it peen you’re looking for?

hello i ted cruz, HUMAN MAN, am like you other humans an enjoyer of food. fun i also like, because a good President — good HUMAN president— would be my honor. You like gun yes? I have many.

i can’t unhear Bob Belcher

mr rogers was a handsome fella

Alcohol=the great unifier!

I have trouble making new friends on the Meat Plane as well.

“And if you pause here, you can actually see his heart break.”

I vote that “dank” is worse. Even in its original context, it’s up there with “moist” in unpleasant words.