I bring thee gifts:

More people need to come out and say how difficult marriage is.

"Good white people" demonstrate the qualities that all good people demonstrate: kindness, empathy, compassion, thoughtfulness, unconditional love. These are the values I try to instill in my students; that parents try to instill in their children.

But most shocking of all, the investigators have heard the nuns singing in the abbey.

Everything Blahna does is so calculated that I really can't muster indignation at a scene that she probably helped storyboard for maximum shock effect. She's like Lady GaGa with half the voice and none of the access to a crafts fair.

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My cats are a bunch of fur-covered bastards. I let them know this just about every morning.

I assure you that my cat knows perfectly well what, "GET THE FUCK OFF OF THAT!" and "OH HOLY SHIT SHUT UP ALREADY!" mean. She just doesn't care.

If you don't swear at your pets at home, they're just going to learn those words on the street.

And he leads his interviewees toward whatever point it is he wants to make instead of, yuh know, letting people actually express themselves.

Orson Welles' full name was George Orson Welles (I learned this today from earnestly looking up George Orwell's connection to Citizen Kane), so it's understandable how your subconscious might conflate the two!

Your comment came off as snooty, prissy, and dismissive of any "culture" that doesn't meet with your approval. And you even started off acknowledging that your view was likely to be unpopular. So I'm assuming you just wanted to throw shade and then whine about how no one values your opinion.

How refreshing! I'd love to hear a postwar instrumental over misogynistic chart toppers for a change. I thought my view as a woman was welcome here, but I can quickly see that anything but ass-kissing and preemptive privilege acknowledgement and apologizing is promptly run out of town.

Or as Tom Lehrer said, "It's a sobering thought... that when Mozart was my age, he'd been dead for three years."

Obama is no peach especially when it comes to foreign policy, but look at this is gif and enjoy his awesomeness

Anyone else feel like Chloe Sevigny is being everywhere but doing nothing? Like I get that a cool New Yorker determined her an also cool New Yorker in the 1990s, but I feel like her contributions are so minimal. Obviously I think there are class and race reasons behind it, but can someone correct me and give me and…

Dude, it doesn't matter who she points the blame at. Shit like this is a reflection of us all.

By you essentially calling her a raging man-hating feminist you are perpetuating the very reason she is speaking out. You are the problem here.

Conservatives are going to lose their shit over this. Cue Fox News and their two hour outrage special.

OMG Linda Ellerbeeeeee! She is the reason I first got interested in Journalism as a kid and eventually got my degree in Communications. You get on with your badass self, Linda! All the props in the world!