This entire season has been nothing more than a collection of character monologues and soliloquy’s... insaaaanely long ones, at that. I turned this episode off once the monologue reached a half hour; Gugino narrating endlessly as the characters emote and emote AND EMOTE for a story with no heart. I’ll finish the…

The war in Crimmus is coming from inside the (White) house! 

A) I love Rogue One... possibly my favorite SW movie

Nothing of intellectual importance to add.... just came here to express my love of Nicole Byer’s work. Her podcasts are a gotdamned delight to listen to, her goofery puts a smile in my heart, and I just plain enjoy her.

Unfortunately, the torture porn aspect will be hard to pull off with Jesus, yuh know... being a space guost at this point. How they’ll stretch Thomas finger-banging Jesus’s spear wound into two hours, I dunno, but I’m sure churches will pack the benches and turn a profit anyway. The original Passion came out a year…

I have such mixed feelings about this show and want to like it more than I do; this episode only underscored that feeling. This show is very well produced, the acting is top-knotch, the horror gore is gorey and fantastical. I like the bench of characters they’ve created, and want them to have more to do than be in a…

He’s a southern democrat in a *deeply* republican state, and juuuust barely won his last election. So, naturally, Doug Jones is going to be a coward and not make the morally correct decision to vote against... He/They care more about the small-league power and access to under-the-table money that comes with their…

*proceeds to flame you mercilessly because you had the audacity to attempt making a joke on the internet without proper disclosures and profuse apologies first*

Fine, leathery, sun damaged wine *chef’s kiss*

Fell into this show last week and have marathoned it with le husband. Great cast, fantastically acted, funny, engaging and twisty and back-stabby... fun!

*rubs temples*

Remember back when we all thought W was the literal face of Satan? That America could and would sink no lower? Oh, what heady day those were! Such innocence... Clinton lied about a blowjob and then Baby Bush was all Texan and us on the left had just *stomps feet and crosses arms* had it! I just... yuh know, fuck…

I’m 35, 6’ tall, and have very little arch to my feet. I’ve been wearing Chuck’s since middle school, have a closet full of them, and have even hiked a short portion of the Appalachian Trail in them... not gonna pretend my lower back doesn’t have flare ups every now and then but I largely link that to evolution not…

White America will do no such thing. White America will fuck you over every single time.

The McCloskey’s are, essentially, every voting member of my nuclear and extended family. I’m the liberal outcast my parents barely speak to because I voted for Hillary and Obama. Truly pains me to say it, but the vast majority of my fellow whites either are exactly like these people/my fam, or are quietly sympathetic…

My favorite Coheed & Cambria memory is them getting booed off the stage as an opening act for a band that no longer exist (theStart). This was around 2003? There were maybe 20 people at the show and Coheed came on stage with a shitty attitude, were complete assholes to the crowd (which is always smart to do when the…

No amount of practice has ever made me better at maths. Teachers, tudors, after school studies... always a fail or juuuuuust above failing grade. A’s and high B’s everywhere else. Some of us just don’t have the brain to comprehend the Devil’s Fingertrap known as maths.

The utter hypocrisy and fragility of the incel/MAGA crowd nourishes my soul. They shout and scream about how sensitive and easily offended everyone else is as they rage post against Goodyear Tires and kneeling football players. They shitpost online about liberal plastic Hollywood as they inject Botox into their…

I finally, finally, finished the tenth and final season of Stargate: SG-1. I know there are still a couple movies to watch in order to wrap it up, but they’re behind paywalls rn and I just can’t be bothered... frankly, I’m exhausted from the show’s run so I think I’ll give it a while.

Burn the witch! ELLEN IS CANELLLLLLLED!