The universe does indeed throw us garbage people a silver lining every now and again... and hopefully a cure for the rabid case of herpes I’d be sure to catch from him.

I just... want to have agressive hate-sex with him. He’s a smarmy gobshite but, like, also intelligent, blandly handsome and charming? Don’t wanna go on a date with him or anything like that. I just want to mash his face into a pillow and take him on a trip to Pound Town................

Succinct. Elegant. Austere, minimalist, but also a comment with so much depth and meaning... a gold star for expressing such fundamental truth.

An opinion which I respect and will fight for your right to have, but do not support :-p

My Mom has been diagnosed with dementia and it’s had me thrown through a fucking loop... I’m practically a carbon copy of her; looks, personality, mental and physical ailments... so, along with the cancer she’s been treated for the last 12 years, we now get dementia thrown into the mix. Something else I get to look…

Mooney is, hands down, one of the absolute worst cast members in SNL history. I like awkward comedy, but his stuff pushes through to the other side of awkward and just becomes painful to watch. He’s done the exact same schtick his entire tenure and someone keeps giving him notes that it’s funny, but I have a sneaking…

More like 35 years ago which, yeah, holy crap... her and Paul Rudd are immortals. 

When I proposed to my Husband, did he cry? When we got married, or when we hosted or reception in the home we’d bought together, or when we celebrated our 10th anniversary, did that man cry?

Yeeeah. Not to be hateful, but Alexis Michelle is without a doubt one of my least favorite queens to ever be on the show. I’ve *known* those sort of people and they’re simply the worst to be around.

Back to please people and ruin their entire lives with my opinions!

But, like, can we please just talk about how fucking *incredible* the new album is? Because, gal... it’s a rare thing, every few years or so, that a new album touches me so. I know Fiona has become a punch line for non-fans, and I get it, but wow... wow wow wow. I have had this album on replay since it came out this…

I wanna see the screw get turned on these mini-Trump Governors. The Presidon’t has placed a lot of the blame on them and has started signaling that he’s creating distance between his administration and theirs in terms of culpability in a shabby response to the pandemic... wonder when idiots like DeSantis (my…

Hot take: Any form of boiled egg is disgusting.

Apparently, going sober and stopping pot smoking a few months back has made me utterly intolerant of bullshit, and I don’t like myself for saying this but... I just want everyone associated with this presidency to drop dead already. I know... Ugly, right? Makes me no better than them, but I’ve had it, officially, with…

Finally using my waste-of-money Disney+ account and watching my way through the Marvel movies.

He has one of those faces that makes him easy to dislike, looking like one of those people in your social circle who you’ll say hi to in a social setting but, like, why are you even friendly to begin with? But he then makes a smarter joke than you’d expect or he pulls a batshit character out of his purse and, suddenly,…

Funny how “god” always seems to choose bloviating loud-mouthed bigots, idiots, racists and homophobes to stand in as his “chosen one”... without fail. It’s almost as if god (if he/she/they/them exists), was a hate filled asshole... gotta wonder at the people who worship that mind-set.

Alanis Morissette’s new song/video is pretty fantastic...

You summed up my feelings precisely. Every time I see how poorly Warren performs it feels wrong... not that I think everyone should agree with me or my candidate, just that she by all rights should be doing better than Bloombino (a guy with no policy positions, personality or any right to call himself a Democrat).

Heidi’s voice is *hypnotic*. Like Moira Rose, I can’t but help try and imitate it... for that alone, I’m a fan. She does seem charming, though, and I surely am a sucker for underdog stories.