Had the unexpected opportunity to catch this movie in advance and I honestly have no idea what anything in this review is talking about. Does the movie more-than-occasionally look more plastic than real? Yeah, but that’s kind of the entire point. His friends and comforts aren’t human or moldable... in a weird way,…

Rapaport is an annoying idiot with way more exposure and ego than his mediocre abilities deserve... but I don’t necessarily disagree with *idea* behind what he’s saying. Ariana’s looks don’t matter, ‘cause she’s got talent, but she is held up as this supposed ideal of beauty for young people everywhere and it’s all…

I know this show doesn’t always hit its marks but damned it all if I don’t still love it in a way I havenmt fekt about The Simpsons, oh, 15+ years... I’ve grown up with both shows (born in the 80’s), and while The Simpsons has the nostalgia factor of sometimes bringing the laughs and, “Aw, that show was so good…

I’m taking a coffee break atm from writing the final chapter of my first novel and am maybe 15-20 pages away from having her finished... I never thought I’d be this emotional about reaching this finish line, but I keep getting choked up (I’ve apparently been an emotional mess lately). This will be my fourth book, but…

P&R makes me so, so happy. For me, it’s an almost perfect show, and the way they wrapped it up was probably one of the most satisfying show endings I’ve ever seen. I’m sure a reunion would be fun, but everyone from that show is too “cool” now... they were all underdogs before it, and all became much more than they…

There’s almost no one I trust less conservative gays. They’re the Jews who pointed toward the attic when the soldiers came knocking, looking for people...

Apparently, he didn’t like all us gay boys looking at him and thinking, “Oh, he definitely likes a finger or two...”

Trying my best to woo the Kevin Hart audience.

Lesbos Muffintop is my given name, but friends just call me Donna 🔥 

As a Faggy McFaggerson with a full beard who’s 6’2, tattooed and a meaty 230lbs, I’d love for a squeaky 5’nothing aging twink like Hart to attempt “nipping me in the bud”. I dated a guy who was 5’3 once... he couldn’t nip so much as he could nibble. Was fun to throw around, though. ;-)

Rachel Maddow hasn’t slept in two years and she’s never been happier. (I adore her) She’s a vampire who feeds on political scandal... she’s going to live forever because of Trump-era republicunts and their malfeasance.

Lady, we both know that’s a fake ass name. I don’t even care if it’s his birth name... it’s a trap!

I’d be all too happy to never see the pompous name ‘Timothée Chalamet’ again. Hollywood and his agent is trying HARD to make him a thing, and there’s just nothing attractive or interesting about his acting or character work. Just another skinny-necked white kid being pushed onto the “star” pedestal in spite of a near…

I used to be a surgical tech... both my mom and sister used the, “But weren’t you called into the room to do the heavy lifting?” argument... Basically, they fall in line with the “well, men are physically stronger and thus deserve more money” line, even though, as a surg tech, I wasn’t responsible for any of the other…

I come from a huge extended family. I’m the fifth of six kids; 5 boys, 1 girl in my immediate family, with approximately one million male cousins. My sister is the sole bread winner in her house. All four of my brothers earn less than their wives... I earn less than my husband so we skew the results. BUT... all my…

*brains go splat against the wall...  cat wanders over and uses it as a toy*

Halsey: Proof that just because you can sing loudly doesn’t mean you can sing well...

My heart... it hurts. :-(

Married my best friend last year at the court house. We cooked all of our own food and I made our wedding cake; 20 or so people showed up to the house we’d just bought together and it was lovely. We spent around $500 in total. Everyone in our family still talks about how “sweet” and “simple” and “beautiful” out…

Not a bad looking dude, and a decent actor which is all I really require... but sexy? No. He’s the physical embodiment of flan.