Abrams seems so bashful! I love her smile, but it seems like she hides behind it... not in the negative sense, just that every time I hear her speak, I feel like I want more of her. I want her to be a bit bolder. I live in Florida, so I’ll be voting Gillum, but I wish I could vote for her. She just seems so... nice.…

I was fully on-board with this season until two weeks ago when it began to be apparent that AHS would do what it always does: throw interesting ideas in the air and then squander them with an utter lack of the writer’s interest in resolving the ideas and riddles they create. If AHS were a book series, I’d’ve abandoned…

It’s one of those movies that makes me want to make a movie... like standing in fromt of a beautiful painting and thinking, “I want to at least try to do something that great”. Not that I think I’d match it, but it’s just damned inspiring. I don’t even think of it as a great horror film; it’s just a great film, period.

Home Invasion Freakiness? I went back and forth on where it landed on my list, and I think I may have burnt myself out by the time I watched it. I watched Hush just before, which was mostly the same movie but with the added twist of the heroine being deaf, which heightened the heeby-jeeby factor for me.

I’ve been on a tear watching horror movies the last month...

You’re splittin’ that hair miiiighty thin, kid.

Hot take: This show was never that funny to begin with and should’ve been allowed to die a quiet, semi-dignified death years ago. AD exemplified mediocrity failing upward.

And like I said to other people posting this same thing: the fact that he isn’t “white” doesnmt change or invalidate my point. His color will only serve to stoke the racist assholes who voted for Trump, and they’ll shout “but he wasn’t white!” As though that lets the rest of us off the hook.

Doesn’t negate anything I said, and it almost makes it worse because it feeds into the racist ideology that got Trump elected.

The fabled Republivan strikes again. Seems no matter where you are in this state (I’m in Tampa, a tiny deep blue island in a sea of republicunt red), you see the republivan: Usually white or beige, COVERED in homemade far-right religious bumper stickers, usually with a disability placard on the rearview mirrior and a…

Avenatti is poison in the well and needs to go the fuck away. He brings nothing to our cause other than tough dudebro brovado and the last thing we on the left need is a Trump of our own. He needs to stick to being a talking head on network tv, where his sleazy (probably high and tight) ass belongs. Or just do a porn…

But but but democrats are hurting the feefee’s of republicans while they sit down in a restaurant! They just want to eat in peace and dismantle the bulwarks of this country that prop up the middle and lower class, and us democrats are just being so nasty about it! We can’t have a black woman speaking like a rich white…

A Quiet Place was one of those very well made, incredibly overhyped movies that, if people talked it up less, would’ve been less disappointing. I didn’t dislike it, and it is a monster movie worth a watch, but was it scary? No, not at all. It’s just a “monster of the week bottle episode” from whichever sort of sci-fi…

Much the same as adult me walks through the toy aisle at a Target and thinks, “Jesus, my poor ass had to make dirt people* for fun. Kids these days have all the good toys!”, Married me reads this article and feels much the same for all the singles and swingers out there. They get all the fun new stuff. Granted,…

This show is just... charming. A cheesy word to use but it’s how it makes me feel. It’s not exactly belly-laugh territory, or mid-run Futurama levels of brilliant, but it is a very happy medium place for me. I’m glad I stuck it through to the end, because it did start out pretty weak, but by the end I cared about the…

Bless her. Gaga’s performance was energetic, but there’s just something so... uncool about performing at the SB halftime show. It’s like performing at the Oscars, it’s always so neutered and flat and so... safe. Sanitized for chubby crist-ee-an children sitting in front of the tv in Wisconsin and Utah. Rihannah oozes…

The beautiful g-spot, the beautiful g-spot! UUUUNNNNNGH! 

Yeah, it read as more dickish than it was meant... :-/

Because not everyone has the elfish genes of Metcalf, the money for unnecessary and disfiguring plastic surgery, nor the drive to pinch/pull/cut/inject their faces in order to fit into people’s overinflated ideas of how women (and men) should “age gracefully”.

Oh, look, Pete Davidson, I mean, Jimmy Fallon, I mean, Adam Sandler is back in the ring! I can’t wait to laugh in the middle of the joke and ruin the punchline.