I won’t even begin to address the blatant agism here.

I was shopping for clothes with the bf yesterday. Things were going fine and I was actually buying things (which I never do), when he tried steering me into the jeans section. I stopped walking and he got a few feet away before realizing I wasn’t following.

I was so afraid of skinny jeans, even high waisted, and as a guy with hips, a big butt and a smaller waist, I was convinced they wouldn't work for me. But they do. Oh, they do. And as a former fat kid who grew up wearing jnco's, I fully reserve the right to wish the baggy pants trend a cold, bleak death.

"Ending a life" and what I said, which was "the potential of a human life" are different statements. And you can consider it maudlin all you want, but that little scrap of meaningless, lifeless goo is the potential of a human life. Not recognizing that fact as apart of it does not change that fact. That's not me…

I was a surgical tech for 6 years before I quit. I did a lengthy stint through ObGyn and by the time I was done, I had been apart of nearly 30 abortions. Although all of them were deemed medically necessary, I honestly felt that some were elective. The procedures are sad. I'm a liberal who firmly believes in a…

This episode of Dunham's 'Neurotic Priveleged White Women with No Problems' was delightful.

Randall Park is SO handsome, but something about his face screams "massive asshole". I have no justifiable reason for this feeling, but every time I see him pop up I think, "Wow, he looks like such a handsome jerk". I fully expect him to shove me out of his way while standing at a bar someday. He'll apologize…

Season 4 had better pick up because I'm feeling increasingly angry about the stupid decisions such smart characters have been making, in spite of three season's worth of evidence shouting, "No one on this show should be this stupid!".

"My dick! Look at the size of my dick! Just loooook at it!!"

Trevor is adorbs, no doubt about it, but he has the definite look of a man who is gonna seriously chunk up as he gets older. And don't get me wrong, my fiancé is a big cuddly cub, so I'm down on Trevortown, but 40 is gonna hit that boy like a sack of rocks.

I like seeing her pop up but, honestly, she's a terrible actor. Just... just terrible, especially in American Horror Story. She's fun in Portlandia, but mainly because she doesn't speak.

*looks for nearest chasm to throw myself into*

The actual ages of past geniuses and revoluionaries never ceases to blow me away. Knowing how young George Orwell was when he made Citizen Kane still boggles me. I have more books published than Farrow does but, really, who gives a crap. He's on t.v. and I'm not, so he's doing something right :-D

Ronan Farrow tries, he really does, but the only reason he got the MSNBC job is because of who his mom is. The more I see him interview people the more apparent it becomes that he barely knows how to speak with actual human beings, which makes me wonder who does his research and guest-prep for him. And he leads his…

"I've never worked a day in my life, but things seem to be turning out just fine."

Meh. Once you market a certain culture, and then that culture becomes a brand (of sorts), I don't think it's fair to consider it "cultural appropriation" anymore. Being ignorant of the history of what rap is and is not is one thing (it's poetry,plain and simple. Whether it's good or bad poetry is something else…

*raises hand over here in the corner*

The sheer amount of Charlie that has gone up that nostril... hooboy!

I'm a guy and I'm grumpy more than 300 days out of each year... does that make me a bitch? Should I consult my doctor? This life thing... it's so hard.

Right. I understand : I can't possibly understand.