And by "...access to important online resources", he means porn.

I'm excited for the Brownstein element, but another Austen-based film? I'm a fan and all but I'm starting to get a little washed-out on Ms. Jane's oeuvre...

Poetry is so format-heavy that I was going to have to learn code in order to get the poems and artwork to come out the way I wanted, and the idea of formatting my last book line-by-line was too daunting at the time. I'm in the process of learning how to code, but as non-techy millennial, it's going to be a minute…

I was terrified of self-publishing but I've already outsold my first book, which was through a publisher. Having full creative control, full control of my own promotion, my own editor, etc., was freeing... and burdensome. I'm already getting book 3 ready to publish, though, so the burden has been well worth the…

As the owner of a long-running dog grooming business, I can assure you of one thing: Your dog is absolutely, completely, entirely nowhere near as intelligent as you think s/he is, and you're probably entirely at fault for that being so.

#catsrule #dogsdrool...andshitandpissandbarkandbiteandscratchanddrooland...

So THAT's what's happening with all of the money I/we spend on gas.... sweet. Good to know comfortably wealthy people are wealthily comfortable.

I'm terrified of Fallon's plastic, tranny-man face. Kimmel looks as though he's choked at least one prostitute to death in life. Leno was the unfunny, creep-core uncle. Letterman is your other creep-core uncle who smells like cheap scotch. So, I suppose what I'm driving at is that whomever takes over Letterman's…

Who wants to bet money that 75% of the "monsters" will be vampires?

Dear Network Television: You don't get us. You don't get us at all.

Someone hand me a shovel...

American business stagnating due to over-reliance on aging/antiquated technology/infrastructure? Shocker. Until we start looking toward completely different ways of advancing technology AND society side-by-side, focusing less on concentrating wealth toward the "job creators", and start putting that money toward…

Best damned thing I've read all day.

I love me some Milton, but nossir... I would not agree with him as the father of scifi. I would, however, say that he's the forefather of romantic nerdism; turning burgeoning scientific discoveries and increasingly-enlightened viewpoints of Biblical history, into something romantic and dark. Exciting and fantastic.

Is it too much to ask for an on-screen power make-out between Quinto and Cumberbatch? I think that'd fit nicely into Trek cannon...

'Cabin' was an awful, awful film. The ridiculous fan-boy/girl hype was what made you love it; the ridiculous fan-boy/girl hype is what made you hate 'Prometheus'. Flaws and all, Ridley Scott blew Whedon out of the park on this one.

A thought: For centuries, all societies have taught their children to believe that their creation and existence is owed to one deity or another, and that all morals and absolute truths are derived from one religious book or another. What do we have to show for this? Endless war; ignored global famine due to…

I <3 words so hard! Thank you for sharing this.

Cumberbatch = Sybok. Maybe it's a deliberate mislead, but each trailer screams that for me... I know he doesn't have the pointy ears but this IS Abrams, whose middle name really should be 'deus ex machina'.

Isn't pimping your children out to filmmakers illegal in most countries?

Although I do understand the roots of it, I have such a hard time understanding what it is inside of people that feels the need for a violent end to all of this... No matter what the dogma of choice is, it seems like people have a secret desire to see all of society go up in flames. Maybe everyone secretly is a…