Starred for discussion. Why do you assume that all criticism is coming from “feminists, gays, and minorities of all kinds”? I’m a regular white dude and I’m also offended by LOTS of stuff, primarily racist immigration bullshit. Like you though, the Swimsuit Issue doesn’t offend me at all - it’s an irrelevant dinosaur…

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

Shell shock => Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

Here is the short answer - None. What you are proposing is actually the illusion of security.