Except, much as all you lumpy bags of offense may like to dismiss this, it’s actually true!

Ignoring the fact that the average quality of diet has been in freefall since the 1960's, which, again, you can try to blame on some nefarious conspiracy, but really just boils down to “Americans are fat, cause they’re dumb and…

Ladies....accept the fact that no one wants to see a “real” woman in entertainment.

We can see “real” women every day, where ever we turn, there they are. 60 pounds overweight, forced into a pair of leggings, and insisting that they’re “Sexxxy”

The standard of beauty is, and always has been that which is infrequently…

No one gives a shit about trans people. I don’t mean that in a “everyone hates trans people and wishes they were dead” kind of way, i simply mean, the vast majority of the population doesn’t consider them in any way shape or form, positively or negatively.

0.6%, less than 2 million people in the US. Most people have…

It was a joke.
You may not like it, but not everything is about you.
No one, has the right to never be offended, or upset.
That humanity has been supporting this idiotic notion over the past several years, is nothing short of horrific.
Hate speech as a concept was always kind of stupid, but much like racism, sexism,…

Fat chicks have abused their human rights, which is why they need to buy two seats when they fly. 

You know that fat people cost the US healthcare system about $250 billion a year, right? The loss of productivity from being too fat to function like a healthy human being costs the economy another $1.3 Trillion.
In 1960 (before fast and processed food rose to prominence) the number of TOTAL diabetes cases in the US…

First off, celebrities have made a career out of being GAWKED at. Who in their right mind thinks as they’re doing a photo shoot, that no one is going to comment on the subject of said photos? That they’re going to prance about on our screens in carefully cultivated clothing styles with $1000 makeup jobs and no one is…

She gave a “non-apology” apology.
Which she shouldn’t even had to have done. She was right.

After WW1, things were rough in Germany, their currency cratered, rebuilding efforts were stalled by allies fucking them over, jobs and food were scarce for many.

Except for the Jews, who remained disproportionately wealthy,…

No....it’s not going overboard to say they were considered non-white.
They were Irish.
Not WASP white.
While everyone is making the argument that “whiteness is a construct” you can’t then try to rationalize away the fact that people were considered outside of the confines of that construct despite their appearance. 

Sigh....nuance, and context are kind of (absolutely) important.

What hitter and his jackbooted minions said, and why they were saying it are two different things.

Times were kinda rough in post WW1 Germany. Many were starving, the value of their currency cratered into nothing. There were no jobs, no food and no…

Do not send well wishes.
This is Darwin awards level behavior. Society has lost the ability to call out stupid behavior or even acknowledge the concept of personal responsibility in considering consequences.

There’s lots of ways to safely prepare meat that doesn’t involve a heat source, but knowing on raw chicken is…

You can also eat shit directly from someone’s dilated asshole. Doesn’t mean the “freshness” is going to make it any safer.

A large part of the reasons human brain’s developed so rapidly (and densely) is due to the fact that we learned how to cook our food.
Which kills parasites, viruses and bacteria and provides a more…

Sigh....Bezos owns 10.3% of amazon stock,
When the valuation of Amazon hit $2 Trillion dollars, Bezos “wealth” was listed as $216 Billion.
Which means at MOST he had 10 billion “in the bank” but not really since he owns other companies, stocks, properties, cars yachts and aircraft.

The value of that stock, is almost…

Hahahaha.
Good, fuck every single planet raping piece of shit that perpetuates the idiocy of “the blockchain” 

Well...up until the 1950/1960's Italian was just another iteration of “nigger”
Much like Jews, and the Irish, which narrowly beat them out for a grudging acceptance.

People really like to pretend that discrimination was exclusively reserved for African Americans, and that all of the people lumped together in the…

Minorities compared to what? Compared to every other racial demographic combined? Which is “projected” to happen in 30 years?
Yeah still gonna be the majority demographic, as none of the others agree on a damn thing

Policing?
While the same can be said for many reginal “accents” (boomhaur from king of the hill is a perfect representation of many Texan’s speech patterns) some of you just don’t speak proper english. It’s mush mouthy slang, at an increased volume.

It is unpleasant, and often rude. See that’s the thing, when YOU are…

If you are considering race to be a qualifier in any way, shape or form, you are a fucking racist.

If you’re the top of the black applicants, but there are 10 Asians more deserving of a spot, or a job, or a kidney, ignoring them in favor of placating the angry black brigade, is, was and always will be racist.

The fact…

This is why the minimum wage is what it is.
No matter how simple the job is, no matter how commonplace it’s become to hear this exact kind of incident, because allergies have become so stupidly common, someone will still manage to fuck up, and pretend like they’re being wronged when faced with legitimate outrage.

It’s…

I make roasted chicken at least once a week (a 4-5lb corn fed, free range chicken only costs about $4 US here)

If you plan ahead a bit, supermarket fare does not compare.

Spatchcock is damn simple with a good pair of kitchen shears, cut out the spine, flatten the bird, takes maybe 60 seconds.

Lay it out in your…