Do you not pronounce DOJ like doge?

Typical from the people who say “lefftenant.”

I have literally called them the “Ness” and the “Sness” my entire life. It boggles my mind that you’d call them anything else.

Don’t act like you’ve never cooked the books.

Even better

It’s a shame she won’t live,

SCIENCE!

Je suis Jason Schreier.

Bethesda announces Fallout 4 and Elder Scrolls VI, drops mic, and walk off stage.

I think Jezebel brand feminism is completely insane, but I enjoyed the hell out of this movie.

Level 10, the Avengers come after you.

“Mortal Kombat Spammer Gets What They Deserve”

I think that’s unfair. Nobody deserved this PC port.

All I can think of is goatse when I say GoatZ. And, I can’t unburn that image from my brain.

I think you mean San Diegoat

It’s really all about ethics in metahuman journalism

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One of my favorite interviews was with a company, i won’t say their name, but rhymes with Whine Warmer. This was the second level interview for a salaried position and they said with pride “we typically put in 60-70 hours a week.” I, not missing a beat responded “you’re obviously doing it wrong.” Needless to say, i…