Do you not pronounce DOJ like doge?

Typical from the people who say “lefftenant.”

I have literally called them the “Ness” and the “Sness” my entire life. It boggles my mind that you’d call them anything else.

Flat AND round.

Don’t act like you’ve never cooked the books.

You know how it’s become vogue in anti-rape discussions to complain about women being taught how to avoid rape, when what we really need to be doing is drilling into men that they shouldn’t rape?

Beeb tv series, six episodes per book.

Even better

Obviously that was the work of Phantom Zone Space ISIS.

yes it is. It’s fucking Superman. He doesn’t kill people. It’s the whitest knight of all superheroes. That movie was complete shit

One “mystery” solved. Can he explain the Phantom Zone Space Dildos?

I was surprised because that’s the thesis of Superman for me, that you can’t just have superheroes knock around and have there be no consequences.

It’s a shame she won’t live,

SCIENCE!

Je suis Jason Schreier.

I’m a video editor for the Illuminati. Everyone thinks it’s a glamorous job and that I get to meet all the famous lizard people that I use VFX on to transform them into a human resemblance for broadcast and web media. Not so, it’s basically just me alone in an editing booth. Sometimes my boss / handler will let me…

Bethesda announces Fallout 4 and Elder Scrolls VI, drops mic, and walk off stage.

I was rather fond of the movie depiction of the event horizon.