I think I broke my eyes, replaying the video over and over trying to spot the Venetian row boats.

I remember back in the 90s bringing 3.5"discs full of DOOM WAD files back to my dorm and trying out all the different mods... then you get too stoned and stop disabling the earlier ones as you add new ones... and you end up in a nightmarish hellscape inhabited by Barney the dinosaur screaming Cheech and Chong jokes as…

+1 Fedora

"You're not my coal mine supervisor!"

Swift may have had better luck if he'd suggested an English Academy before A Modest Proposal. By that point, people were on to him. "Oh, Swifty, you're having one over us again! English Academy. Ha! Next you'll be saying that Mars has moons!"

I see, I see. Because slapping hugely inflated reparations on Germany worked out so well for everybody the first time.

I live in Texas and I HATE IT! Too motherfucking hot, everyone is a football addicted fatass. As soon as I get the money, I'm taking a one way trip to the UK, and never...coming...BACK.

Your Socialist country would be bankrupt within 10 years, as opposed to the 15 it'll take with us staying.

Three rings for the Sporty-kids, under the sky,

Here's a photo of Aiden outside of his school.

Well sure, make the extinction of humanity look like an objectively good thing why don't you?

Later we'll teach them how to hold conversations by letting them read youtube comments.

It would, and does lead to males being eaten. It's just that the advantage to pulling a mate outweighs the disadvantage of dying an early death. The risk is part of the attraction. You have to be some kind of bird to not just grow a tail like that, but live with it as well.

William Gibson did pretty much the same thing with Agrippa back in 1992. It was a prose poem that came on a 3.5" floppy that encrypted itself after one viewing. There was also a book version, the pages of which were treated with photosensitive chemicals, so that the text would start to fade away immediately after…

"Only my lawyer talks to my wife!"

And what about those people that just come in and wreck the place.!? Looting and pillaging, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake. They'll be the death of the empire they will... Bloody vandals...

And don't get me started about the Christians. Those Middle Easterners are up to no good, they come into our house, they won't assimilate to our way of life, they don't follow our laws, and they dare call us infidels! Have you been to the Roman Catacombs lately? it used to be a nice Roman neighborhood, now it's a…

We're sick of all those Picts in Britannia! We're going to build a wall on the northern border, and that will resolve our illegal immigrant problem once and for all! Just a few properly licensed Angles and Saxons to tend the baths and gardens, and Britannia's future as a bulwark of the Empire will be assured.

The one from the very start of the bible, reading: "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."?