Actually, Brazil's judiciary system and penal procedures are being a bit misrepresented here. Things are way more complex than just "prison terms top out at 30 years". True, 30 years is the maximum time a brazilian citizen can spend in total incarceration, but that only applies to criminals who are considered to be…

Then there was that beautiful moment when her assistant reported another change in population, and rather than a death, there had finally been a birth. An increase of a single digit. Hope for the human race. Manly tears were shed.

Sounds like some kind of Judas Priest

Said Ripley to the android Bishop.

We aren't?

That is going to be hard!

Are you sure we will be able to keep it up?

That answered every question I had but one.

Aghast, I count again. Forty-eight chromosomes.

Already done.

In this trailer, Bruce Willis has built a pleasure island where people can do whatever they want to robots, including kill them. But what happens when one of the robots REMEMBERS her copious murders? Uh-oh.

So, I can finally quote my favorite piece of Robot Poetry?

Being a special boy from a special place, when he grows up, he'll be able to park closer to the door.

Why has it become a part of popular culture?

I HAVE NO PANTS AND I MUST SCREAM.

Lucrative.

Nice try, everyone

It's a thing. They hate those.

To Solve This Riddle, Look To Your Family

That is the worst cat I have ever seen.

So, a family of slaves are going to be sold to the owner of a circus. The owner looks them over, and says, "Do you know any tricks?" The mother says, "Of course we do! Watch!"