If we didn’t, you’d expect the bugs to also use it. Unless they’re holding that for a twist, it wasn’t something apparent from the preview.

Alternatively, if you don’t like it, you don’t have to watch her stream and shouldn’t bitch about what other people do if it isn’t causing harm to anyone. 

Sounds like late stage capitalism to me.

The religious nutjob who wants to sacrifice people is a bit tired in apocalyptic fiction. I mean, yeah, I get it, people who believe in fairy tales are by definition insane, gullible, and less intelligent than non-believers, but can we do one of these without them shitting up the story?

Use adblock and block that element. I haven’t seen it in ages. I’m not willing to give anything in the former Gawker umbrella advertising dollars until they hold themselves to the levels of integrity they claim to have when they were sued into oblivion because Hulk Hogan’s penis was so newsworthy.

We have so much in common! What’s your dream date?

When I open something and see a slide show, I just close it without proceeding. This isn’t where I work, I don’t want to see your shitty PowerPoint presentations, Karen from accounting.

This feels all very generic Marvel, especially after WandaVision.

As long as they give her a quirky song each time.

I don’t think Sulu has to be latter-gay to have had a child. Adoption or artificial fertilization would’ve worked fine, and I don’t recall them ever mentioning a female partner through the series or films.

Oh, no, billions dead? Yeah, that sucks since the alternative was literally the death of all biological life in the galaxy if synths manage to make a call out to the ancient alien robots. I really can’t understand how they could’ve thought that was the better choice.

That photo is from the end of season one. Believe me, you’re right, nowhere but up to go from that.

He has a majority in the House and can use reconciliation in the Senate. At this point, he, and all the other Democrats, are purposefully fucking off.

Mocking Jonny Depp’s blacklisting after he suffered domestic abuse tells me everything I need to know about you, Cheryl.

I can see the memes now: at some point Indiana gets hit over the head and knocked out, and someone will combine that with the waking up scene in Skyrim, and it won’t be any funnier this time than it was the last TEN THOUSAND TIMES.

In the end it turns out there are two worlds, or he’s just one of those brains in a jar. There, saved you two hours.

I see nothing about Ted Cruz having done it.

Can we also agree that the guy playing Louis Armstrong clearly thought he was the monster in a horror movie? If his face was any creepier, I’d use it as a mask next Halloween.

You’re objectively wrong about mocking people who believe the Earth is flat. They’ve taken a point so opposite rationality that the only reasonable thing to do is humiliate and degrade them until they stop broadcasting their belief and spreading it to other mentally defective people. You have to make it something so…

If this is the worst news we get out of November, I’m okay with it.