poetdesmond
Poet Desmond
poetdesmond

Remember when Jezebel was about feminism?

All of that assumes that their development perfectly mirrors humans, just scaled differently, which isn’t necessarily the case.

At first I was angry about the idea of a commercial, but then I cried. Fuck you, Xfinity, and you’re damned fine commercial.

Indeed, this is a nice period for scifi.

It looks exactly nothing like the Nation of Islam flag, what is this insanity?

It was a shit time. Jesus had to leave for the rapture and stuck me with the check.

Did it actually “cost them” as in taking a loss on the sale of each Whopper, or did it just lower the profit slightly, in which case who the fuck cares?

Dude, no, you’re early. It’s only a little after 9:00 PM Halloween night on the west coast. It’s not November yet.

Can we have one for literally any other character on the show? I’d fucking donate to go into space and build a memorial for goddamn Tuvix before I spent an ounce of effort on that unstable maniac. 

This reads like one of those 90s local news channel specials where they tried to understand new trends but were so utterly disconnected from the topic and the people involved that it was little more than incoherent babbling book-ended by a bunch of awkward laughing from a bunch of painted idiots who just realized

Me, too.

Tell me more of these...toasted cheese rolls.

Given the statement that this is a “new story,” I’d say that they’re going with the fan theory that both series occupy the same universe, that when they say “All this has happened before and will happen again,” that some powerful being is literally forcing this cycle to repeat over and over. 

He just looks like he wants to be punched in the face.

LeVayan Satanism rejects all supernatural beings as well as any afterlife or reincarnation. It’s literally just about Satan as a symbolic archetype of defiance against people with undeserved power and gaining power over your own life. Even the “magic” they practice is just roleplay meant to boost the ego of its

Satanism just feels like atheism with more steps.

This celebrity gossip magazine bullshit is a waste of space on what used to be a frontline source of feminist information, and every person commenting on the actual content instead of reviling it as it should be is part of the problem.

I mean, for the record, Stephen King wrote himself into the Dark Tower books and also has a writer going up against the physical manifestation of his pen name in The Dark Half, so...

So, what if Annihilation,but Russia? I’m down.

Eh, Todd comes off as someone who doesn’t belong in his field and has never seen a cat toying with its dinner.