As a white person, I’m sorry. I’m sorry some of us are shitheads that don’t accept that accidents happen. I’m especially sorry none of us had the balls to slug that guy and shove his gun up his ass. We’ve got some growing to do.

It’s a very punchable face. 

Candace Owens is allegedly a gigantic cunt.

Sorry, Nickie, but some of this advice is just bad. There’s a universe of difference between custom clothing and bespoke clothing, and you definitely want to use the right word in the right place, in both fiction writing and reality. Narrative over story gives a good amount of specification, money is hard cash but…

I mean, if semen is magic, my advice is that that man blow me.

It’s a tough one, but I’d have to say...Will Smith in 2007.

Music, like anything else, is a matter of personal taste. You, specifically, not liking something doesn’t matter in the big picture. He was hugely popular, award winning artist. A five second glance at his wiki entry tells me his various works have been nominated for 274 awards and that he won 110 of those. He didn’t…

Only if I get to bring an old fashioned typewriter to work on my novel.

What was with all that Hitman cosplay going on behind him?

If I don’t share my blood with the chocolate, I dishonor the chocolate’s ancestry.

Dude. Fuck you. Assume this isn’t a standard internet fuck you. This is an “I hope you get cancer and die slowly in front of your friends and family while they feel powerless in light of their ability to do nothing” fuck you. You are human garbage and the world would genuinely be better without people like you.…

It’s their policy of writing out the n-word with pepperoni that really puts me off of it.

Eh. At best she’s okay for a Bollywood actress. Compared to film productions around the world, there’s a reason it’s not cliche to think of their work as over the top ridiculous. And she’s got what, the lead on a shitty conspiracy TV show on ABC?

Somehow they didn’t realize in spite of people constantly saying it, we didn’t want a stupid WWII Payday knockoff, we didn’t want Left4WalkingDead, we wanted goddamn Payday 3.

Who are you to judge the will of the gods, supplicant?

The dude displays every symptom of senile dementia.

Jesus, they look exactly the way I expected. Especially that guy in the back row, second from the left. He’s basically the perfect image of a basement dwelling /b/tard who feels like the fact that a lifetime of Cheetos and Mountain Dew larding his body head to toe and a single weekly shower turning off women is…

Yeah, when the state was founded. The people who live here now bend over backwards to make up for shitty history, while a bunch of cunts try to imply we’re no better than the racist asshats who founded the state.

Ninja’s a cunt, and his fans are idiots. He’s also not relevant, so maybe dedicate your time to something worth covering.

Turns out victims of racism can also be racist. The world’s just kind of full of shitty people doing shitty things.