If that’s the penultimate expression of being a model, then ultimate is...rehab?

Literally everything he said disparagingly has been said seriously here and elsewhere.

I’ve been trolling this place for years, but I really feel like I can let you take over the family business. Well done, grasshopper.

The little-watched Skyline actually did this well, too. They needed a particular piece of anatomy from humans. Not the penis, it wasn’t that kind of movie.

Prefrontal cortex, frontal lobe, and amygdala are the big two. That’s your impulse control, goal hierarchy, and empathy. Psychopaths seem to have low function in two to three of them.

Well, you tried. Unfortunately, neither side is particularly interested in facts at this point.

Because when Bethesda did it with Elder Scrolls VI after announcing Blades, then showing us an intern’s two hour art project with a logo on it, the internet shit itself with glee. Because it works, man. 

As a PG-13, they can land one f-bomb. Think Deadpool will get it, or would the funnier gag be someone else stealing it, leaving him aware that he can’t say it at all?

Ah, yes, I keep forgetting about The New Mutants because of the delays.

She’s too young for professional lawyer She Hulk, but she could be doing law school She Hulk, or they could be changing the regular interpretation of the character in some way. Or any of the others, for that matter.

Modular ship design seems like something that would be common sense. Make it all “plug and play,” so you mass produce your frame and parts, and slot it in as ordered. Like a computer.

I’d like to be thrown in the faces of my enemies.

This girl is far too precious.

Right, and I would assume contracts out the wazoo to cover this. You hire yourself a young Robert Downey Jr. for three to six movies and include a “digital replica” clause. Even be upfront about it: these heroes have been popular in comics for decades, you can’t just change them out after ten or fifteen years. So…

I feel like all of this is buildup to another inevitability: they don’t want to kill off characters. Captain America, Iron Man, people aren’t tired of them, but contracts run out, actors get old and want to move on. This can’t be far off from “We took one actor’s face and digitally replaced it with our own version of…

I, uh...I haven’t been rewinding the videos after I watch them. Sorry, guys.

For the sake of fair and upfront reporting, what’s the Gizmodo/Univision policy and procedure for tracking users who sport the do not track request?

I assume that, unfortunately, it’s just numbers. Even if is seemed to be selling well, there’s going to be a target purchase range, and it could only coast along so long without hitting that.

It reminds me a lot of The Purge, replacing the New Founding Fathers with an alien species.

Finally. I, for one, welcome our apocalyptic rock.