Look, you can’t imagine how bad my day is going to be when I spent it walking around without my left shoe.

Ugh, do you want hookworm? Because this is how you get hookworm.

No, because that doesn’t mean anything—“cancel” doesn’t mean “do genocide to.”

This is why we should just got to a flat sales tax and leave payroll out of it.

I certainly see where you’re coming from. I tend to pirate strictly for the purpose of sampling. I still fondly remember the glory days of game demos, where the thought of not trying before you buy was insane, so I operate with the strict rule that I’ll spend more more than five hours, if I’m enjoying it enough to…

I’m sorry, someone convinced someone else of the merits of a different viewpoint using words? I’m confused, this isn’t a thing that’s supposed to happen.

You can have my brunch when you pry it from my soft, white hands.

So it’s basically cookie clicker but you can see your character walking straight forward?

Assuming his level of revenge rage is effected by pet mass, if someone kills that horse he will murder the planet.

This part makes it fairly cut and dry. We may tell bitter jokes about it, we may dislike it, we may even be angry because of it, but when we agree to the terms of service without reading them, we’re signing a contract that could require literally anything. The onus is on the person agreeing to know what they’re…

I mean, I was thinking an older woman seducing a young boy, but yeah, yours works, too.

It’s that kind of shitty kind of hair splitting that makes me hate challenge runners.

There’s a pretty major error in your article versus the primary source that actually makes all of this worse. You indicate the property manager didn’t recognize him. Straight from the original article, though:

I mean, if you beat on someone, then lure them into a room fulled with gas and trick them into igniting it, you’re guilty of murder, so I wouldn’t exactly call this a no-kill run.

I don’t understand why people ever ate Papa John’s. It was shitty pizza before he was publicly a racist.

Shame about the other sites, but AV Club being shoved into the umbrella didn’t really bring anything new to the table and really shouldn’t have been shoved in with the rest of the former Gawker pages. We already had movie and TV reviews. I mean, The Onion wasn’t a bad take, even if satire is proving more difficult in…

Glad to see the change. There’s nothing worse than waiting and waiting, hoping for the best price, then missing out because of work or something.

And let’s be honest, “Youtube content creator” is about the most retarded thing you could call someone. Don’t rely on ad supported videos of other people’s IP as a source of income.

People uninstall Skyrim?