poetdesmond
Poet Desmond
poetdesmond

I’ve done hiring before, and I honestly hate not being able to find out about a person’s family situation, but for literally the opposite reason that this article implies. I love hiring people with kids and a mortgage payment. Yes, there is the occasional need to not make it in on short notice. I understand, I’ve got

Wow, good to see a writer getting a crazy deal for once. I need to get my pens out and polish them.

I was kind of half asleep when I skimmed the top headlines, and I read “Kim-Jong” instead of Jim-Bob.

I actually kind of liked this back on the Gamecube. Good maps, challenging boss battles, and the switch mechanic was novel without being annoying. I think I will grab it again for at least one of those.

I wish I could twist your arm into putting Jean le Flambeur on the list, but explaining the scale of his con would spoil the plot of the books.

Like some kind of...gestalt entity. Or a colony lifeform.

Only for dark and gritty.

Wow, I’m around 90% of these two lists.

I’ve heard nasty things about the sand getting into everything from someone who lived in Arizona. And making her repaint her car several times.

Yeah, living on the Oregon coast, I can tell you I’d rather buy the one that won’t leave me exposed to our winter rain and winds.

That cat doesn’t look adorable to me, it looks terrifying, like photoshops exchanging faces of parents and children. Everything about her is just a little wrong.

I’m sorry, but if most people aren’t riding trains, what’s the point of saving them? It seems more like that would be money better spent elsewhere.

No, I’m just using past experience with terribly long delays and buggy releases.

You think the editor is coming to consoles? Oh, that’s just so adorable I could hug you.

You really are god damn retarded. Did you not read a single word of my first post, you ignorant fucking twat? Let me spell it out for you in short words:

My first thought was “Why would Radcliffe be playing him, how’s his American accent?”

There are two things I don’t see nearly often enough in games. Borderless windows, and user controlled UI scaling. They should be universal, and planned from the beginning. It would’ve prevented this entirely.

I’m from Oregon, and I have no idea what a salad roll is.

That’s sweet, you shit eating cunt. Did you learn English from a god damn serial box?

It’s impossible to visually represent it well, but the Scarlet Witch’s reality alteration goes a long way to being the best power possible, it’s just in the hands of someone who never uses it to its full potential.