But he’d have to be someone not even remotely like Mal. Like, full on Imperial douchebag who does nothing but make dry jokes about roguish scoundrels who do nothing but rob and run illegal cargo.

Wow, both versions look good in their own way. I’ll have to see if I can get my hands on The Krays.

Except we know there’s no such thing as Apple in Star Wars because people are shown repairing their equipment themselves, not sending it off to the manufacturer and waiting two months.

That’s super, because I really, really, really, really, really want Gunn in on one of these. I think everyone does.

Ugh. Every time I hear a small portion of what’s going on in the New 52, I’m glad I never bothered picking it up. Maybe I’ll give the next big reboot a chance.

One of my friends summed it up rather more briefly: “Superman is an alien god with no concept of the value of human life, just a black and white view of good and evil. The Avengers are heroes.”

Of course, at the time, how much did the really know about octopus mating practices? And how often does porn properly imitate things that we get up to in real life? This may also just be foreplay. And are we not going to talk about the second, smaller octopus going to town on her mouth?

Here’s something almost nobody watched. I feel like they should’ve accomplished in six episodes what they managed in thirteen, and that may have saved it. A lot of interesting ideas, a lot of very weird things hinted at, but they just drew it out too much. Every episode raised new questions, and did little to actually…

I see a lot of things in here that are just people bitching about things they don’t like, not actual moments of a character holding the idiot ball. Which, in itself, is kind of like most posters here holding the idiot ball. Hilarious.

These are just vague, whiny complaints, not plot holes that require idiocy to work.

You know, when I was sixteen and a bit more intrusive, law enforcement had no problem charging me with a plethora of felonies. Being a minor, cooperative, and completely non-violent worked out in my favor, but still, it’s a bit more ridiculous than normal for CSI to imply being young means getting charges handwaved…

Right. So, how big is her palm?

Two companies recently made horrible decisions that left fans in an uproar. Steam introduced paid mods, and Warner Brothers showed us the ghetto Joker.

Is it really murder if it’s a government mandated assassination?

No—no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet.

I think I’m just going to watch this with earplugs for my first viewing. Just take in the visual spectacle.

And here’s how he reacted when Heath Ledger died:

You’re absolutely right. Doctor Russell was his name. I wonder how he managed to become Pulaski in my head.

There was also that time she tried an experimental medical technique on someone without their consent and killed him in spite of there being a perfectly valid, known technique that would have saved his life.

Maybe that squid was a rapist?