Permission to squee?

Dude, Star Trek Online. It can replace Depression Quest, which really doesn't qualify as a game, more like a handbook for people who don’t have depression to better understand it.

Eh, Sid made a deal with the devil, eventually it was going to cost him his soul. Doesn't make Alpha Centauri and three out of five Civ games any less awesome.

I really liked Fallout 1 and 2, it's a shame nobody ever made a sequel to those.

So the swatter actually called them? That's new.

I found a different path. There's a fuse box in the room with the washer/drier. You can electrocute your guest to death.

Hopefully he's off of all BBC programming. His appearances on QI were fucking unbearable.

I trusted women completely, until a couple of them cheated on me.

The lack of interest in meat could be a texture thing, since his or her sense of taste is going to be pretty basic through the toddler years. My parents once told me that they couldn't get me to eat meat until they tried smoked brisket of all things. My taste for other meats grew from there. Apparently, I loved to…

That's the trick: you never come back. You become a legend.

"Sorry, I have to take this."

Searching as I do from time to time through the video game crossover wonderland that is FanFiction.net, I happened to turn off the mature story filter for a split-second, during which I encountered the raunchiest, steamiest Shadow the Hedgehog-meets-Borderlands story I've ever read.

People still watch Jeopardy?

Wow. I live very close to a Japanese community, and interact pretty regularly with a number of half-Japanese people. At a glance I wouldn't have even guessed she had Japanese ancestry, let alone a Japanese mother. I'd be interested in seeing what her father looks like, maybe his traits are just super dominant.

What do they mean by that? Can I not just create a new account and have a go at it once more?

"Anything illegal is out of the question," Darkcrow said. "We've done fantasy animals and monsters before, but guro, underage, and scat type content is out of the question.

I always had this feeling that porn through a Rift style device is going to fail utterly, because the target audience just isn't that into real contact. I say that as part of the target audience. People in my space freak me out.

Jezebel just isn't the right environment for good parenting advice. You're lucky it's a boy, say you'd done that to a daughter and they'd be losing their shit more than they already are.

This is rapidly turning into the Assassin's Creed of horror: a sequel mill that should have stopped while it was fresh.

The truth is, game developers would be perfectly motivated to design games the way she'd like if they sold, but they don't. Even if they weren't interested, even if all the game developers in the world said they want to put every character in bikinis and make us rescue them from lizards in castles, those providing the…