What do they mean by that? Can I not just create a new account and have a go at it once more?

"Anything illegal is out of the question," Darkcrow said. "We've done fantasy animals and monsters before, but guro, underage, and scat type content is out of the question.

I always had this feeling that porn through a Rift style device is going to fail utterly, because the target audience just isn't that into real contact. I say that as part of the target audience. People in my space freak me out.

Jezebel just isn't the right environment for good parenting advice. You're lucky it's a boy, say you'd done that to a daughter and they'd be losing their shit more than they already are.

This is rapidly turning into the Assassin's Creed of horror: a sequel mill that should have stopped while it was fresh.

The truth is, game developers would be perfectly motivated to design games the way she'd like if they sold, but they don't. Even if they weren't interested, even if all the game developers in the world said they want to put every character in bikinis and make us rescue them from lizards in castles, those providing the…

All my rarest are just 2%, nothing particularly special.

He's actually eating other North Koreans.

I can't be the only one who saw this.

Stealth fap.

There's something...really wrong with her anatomy. It's like she's got no mons pubis. That's some extra creepy photoshopping.

Or, we could just have a black Peter Parker. Fury survived the race shift and became more awesome, so much so that it's pretty clear that the next cross-universe soft reboot will result in him becoming the prime universe Fury. The only people who will complain don't fucking matter anyway, and Parker's story is basic…

I kind of want to hire Leo to just narrate my actions for a day.

Using that comparison, Dead Island would be the amazing story rich and expansive game and Dying Light is the prettier but ultimately lackluster followup.

Shame he didn't do the soundtrack, too.

I don't know, but I'm sure they're pretty good at doing things with one hand.

Wow. For the first time since the last reboot, I'm tempted to start reading DC again. That's actually a fairly good change in the nature of the character, lots of potential for drama in there.

Man, the things I'd do for that view.

Car accidents are part of nature. That's why, if I saw this guy walking into traffic, I'd let him get hit.

Wait, they thought post numbers were Canadian phone numbers? That's...wow.