I always had this feeling that porn through a Rift style device is going to fail utterly, because the target audience just isn't that into real contact. I say that as part of the target audience. People in my space freak me out.

I call them "Kriegerrands."

I actually remember it clearly. 2001, I was still an active builder and Imm on Final Fantasy themed MUD run by a guy who went by RHunter. My father had worked in IT for a startup that turned large, and sold his stock shares to retire in his 30s, my mother managed an overpriced beachfront hotel, so money wasn't very…

Yeah, that moment seemed to have caught a lot of people off guard. It really helped make the character.

I admit to cheering when Archer and Lana finally kissed. Just a shame it's going to be ruined in the next episode. I bet it's all part of Barry's master plan.

I watched about half of this and couldn't even hate-watch the rest. You're braver than I.

Jezebel just isn't the right environment for good parenting advice. You're lucky it's a boy, say you'd done that to a daughter and they'd be losing their shit more than they already are.

Man, it's turning into a rough year for Star Trek.

Indeed, First Contact seems to be that rare moment where an action movie and a character driven drama merge together to form a character driven action drama, the ideal ubergenre.

Seagate: prebroken for your convenience.

Someday someone is going to start a fire at Comcast's corporate office, and I'm just going to be running around, spilling gasoline and laughing.

I'm just going to wait for it to be cancelled midway into season one, torrent it, then hate watch it with a bottle of cheap booze.

Which is why the suggestion wasn't just "use a complicated password," but, and I'm quoting directly from this article, which you ideally should have read before trying to be clever, "Installing a password manager and using it to create unique passwords for every service they use." That ties you to a single password,…

Word for word what I came to say. Well, nearly. I would've swore a bit more.

When they assemble, they aren't bullshitting around.

After the whole After Earth failure, I don't think any studio wants to touch Jaden. His completely insane rambling on social media doesn't help.

Polymer bills? How much is that going to cost to manufacture per bill?

Preparing for a zombie outbreak in Australia is like preparing for rain on the ocean. Seriously, everything in your country is already trying to kill you.

Did someone just say "Weeaboo?"

This is rapidly turning into the Assassin's Creed of horror: a sequel mill that should have stopped while it was fresh.