I has killed my enemies.

I've grown to have a strong dislike for game trailers that don't actually tell me what the game is about.

While it is refreshing to see something original, this is a piece of originality that just doesn't attract me. Looks nice, but if it's out in 2015, I'll be grabbing it from Steam for 4.99 in 2020.

Deified boobs are immune to our puny gravity.

When a character concept is race, age, and gender, it's patronizing at best.

They could've grabbed a picture of any random old lady and passed it off. The company was not known for honesty.

Bump the number to 12, and STASIS and Kenshi.

A class action lawsuit would be a waste of time and money for everyone involved. Kickstarter makes it absolutely clear that you're funding the development of a thing that may never see fruition, and do so at your own risk.

If they want her to be miserable and driven, let them get married and kill Kane. Of course, I'm sure a hero going on a quest for revenge, culminating in a question of personal vengeance or civil justice would never create drama and attract readers.

I don't want the third Dragon Age to be even less like the first. Wrong direction for me. Think I'll wait a few years, pick it up when it's $20 for the GOTY edition. Hard to be disappointed at that price.

Hah, I'm loving Donatello.

They'll each look back on this and laugh when they discover the joys of sex.

I've seen Fish rip into games and game developers, and I've read the exchange he had with Beer that doesn't come close to the level of abuse he's handed out. Fuck the prick. If he can't take what he's willing to give, to hell with him and his shithead little "I'm taking my ball and going" attitude.

I've got a slave in my ancestry as well, though you couldn't tell by looking at me. Light brown hair and blue eyes aren't exactly a strong sign of recent African ancestry. It's a funny sort of thing: it's abhorrent, yet I wouldn't exist without it. Many people, in fact, wouldn't, as the early American colonies were…

I find the use of past tense...disturbing. WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING GIVEN ALL OF THE MONEYS? For fuck's sake, a Kickstarter for this would probably set new records!

The Grable video is basically the easiest round of "Pick the people who died of cancer" ever.

If you loved the endless brown of Fallout, Fallout 2, Fallout: Tactics, Fallout: Tactics: The Brotherhood of Steel, Fallout 3, and Fallout: New Vegas; then you're going to love the endless brown of Fallout: Australia: We Didn't Hire Mel Gibson or Tom Hardy to Voice the Character They Both Played (formerly titled…

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I use whiskey stones.