There used to be an amazing Indian place near us that was called “India Quality.” We were also pretty sure it was Pakistani. But the food was amazing so we didn’t care about the dreadful name.

Because sometimes you really want Indian but there are a dozen Indian restaurants on GrubHub and the only one you’ve ever been to before either isn’t on there or has a $20 delivery minimum and so it ends up being a “Well, let’s give this a shot” situation.

Parents who do not have the time/energy to scout the neighborhood for new restaurants but will kill someone if they have to order from the same damn pizza place for the tenth time.

there are a lot of places I can order from I can’t possibly go to all of them also usually I’m high and I don’t care.

Cool, cool. I mean I'm more of a fan of his deep cuts from back in the day but this is alright.

There's a certain poetic beauty in naming a fake Chinese restaurant Really Chinese.

When a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean

C’mon Giada. Everyone knows you’re not supposed to start dating a man until he sticks to the wall when you throw him!

As a black student at the University of Missouri, I can't tell you how amazing it has been to see how the athletic department and students of all colors coming together for this.

I’m guessing that she knew Wes’s mom in some capacity, but I really don’t think Annalise could actually be his birth mother- in season 1 he said that he grew up in Haiti, so unless Annalise lived in Haiti & had him there, I don’t think that would work. Plus Famke Jenson’s character saying (immediately after Annalise…

I really liked this piece — I think it does a good job of bringing out some nuances around trying to be a good, diligent partner. That said, I really need to point out some trends in the comments section that are representative of what happens in every comments section on the topic of sexual behavior.

The instantaneous look of dread here is AMAZING

“Barves” is the plural of “barf,” right? Seems like a strange thing to root for. Is that like a local Cincinnati nickname for the Bengals on account of skyline chili?

“You hit the ball with a bat, not a base. They should call it batball. Also...Roundtine.”

Sam Elliott looks a lot younger than I remember.

Why does the Pitcher throw the ball? Just so the batter can hit it? Just hold the ball and the batter won't hit it! What is with these Pitchers?

Here Is Your Gallery Of Sad Mets Fans

“What’s the deal with baseball?”

The pictures become even sadder when you realize that all of those people get their stock tips from Lenny Dykstra.