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King Podrick, First of His Name, Tamer of Erogenous Zones
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Apparently David Lynch was going to make a sequel to Dune 1984 after he had a spat with Showtime over the new Twin Peaks. But they patched things up, so who knows if he’ll go after it once that’s done. Imo, he might as well do a remake of the first film if he wants to make the sequel that bad.

What I liked about Emperor: Battle for Dune was that it was an RTS with a greater degree of micro level tactics than other C&C games. I honestly think the property would work well as a 4x, or in the style of Total War. Emphasis on tactics, and not just RTS gameplay.

Shai Halud is my slither.io name.

They really want to make Benghazi into a war crime and act of treason all in one, of which Hillary Clinton and Obama are guilty. I don’t get it. When we operate embassies in dangerous places, we accept to some degree that they are indefensible and vulnerable, and that we’re willing to pay that price. Otherwise it

And that’s ‘cause Jesus Christ is my nigguh.

I’m surprised that isn’t getting more attention than the nudity. The guy wants a bunch of women to get naked for him so he can expound upon the inherent connection women have to nature, so he can convince a bunch of men that I guess don’t have this inherent connection ‘cause their dicks aren’t yonic that the way into

Wait. So she reminds people that the world will always ‘see them as the other’ by calling people curry scented sand niggers, along with every other applicable slur for other minority groups? Thanks for the reminder, I guess? Wow, and I thought I was filled with impotent tranny rage and internalized *phobia. Banks is

She seems like an extremely nasty person. Is there anyone Azealia Banks hasn’t had a beef with? Her soul probably looks like a syphilitic dumpster troll. This is what happens to a person when they let the ugliness of the world completely swallow them whole. Wow.

This is the kind of shit that makes me terrified that Trump could soon be making decisions at the executive level. He may be the most ignorant and mentally unstable president in U.S. history, if elected. I don’t know what he’ll do, and that scares me.

This user also uncritically believed the story about that kid finding a secret Mayan ruin by overlaying star charts over cities and archaeological sites. That’s what you’re working with.

It blows my mind that people are still wondering if the unnatural man-made process of pumping massive amounts of greenhouse gases

So Cersei is convicted, demands a trial by combat, chooses Ser Gregor, then the High Sparrow steps up, everyone shits bricks, and then he absolutely demolishes Gregor, demonstrating himself to be none other than Howland Reed? That might explain why they suddenly switched from calling Ser Robert Strong, well, Ser

He took a bunch of astronomical points that may or may not be those the Mayans were working with, kinda grouped those points by brightness, then looked at different sets of points on maps roughly by estimated size (not at all scientific, or in any way related to star brightness), and then basically just skullfucked

Holy shit, all the top starred comments are evidently by people that didn’t read the entire article. This kid’s ‘discovery’ is an abandoned corn field in a satellite image in conjunction with a whole bunch of apophenia, cherry picking, and confirmation bias. His curiosity is to be commended, but throwing money and

See: time travel fetus theory

If they just casually reintroduce him into the story with no narrative purpose, I’m going to be pissed. He’s the last man alive that was tight with Ned, he needs to do something big.

Yeah, Barristan went out like a bitch because of showrunning and writing logistics. It’s too bad. Maybe someday we’ll get to see the Battle of the Trident. I want to see Thoros of Myr jump through the breach with his flaming sword. We’ve heard about it enough.

I’m not a swordfighting expert, but I do tend to notice how shitty group swordfight coreography looks most of the time, and I was seriously stunned at how believable they made the Tower of Joy fight look. What a badass. I wonder how many takes it took them to get enough material to make it look good with minimal cuts.

I’m pretty seriously wondering if Tyrion is Dany’s time travel fetus. But the incest, Cersei and Jaime being twins, Cersei’s erratic and cruel behavior, and Joffrey being totally insane makes me wonder if they belong to Aerys.

Between all the talk about ‘when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east’, and the

Some predictions:

-Tyrion will ride a dragon
-Bran will warg into a man
-Bran, in his visions of the past, will get someone to truly hear him, but it will be in a sort of schrodinger’s box (probably a cave or dungeon), probably right before the person dies
-Rickon will die and live a second life in his wolf, which is not

My critique is that the art direction is all over the fucking place, yet still manages to be painfully generic. I really don’t know what they were thinking. It looks awful. That leads me to believe that they don’t have any clear vision for futuristic scifi combat, and don’t know how to make this a coherent, cohesive