Armchair Admiral Buttgroove Q. Lintpicker wants to start an international incident that will give Iran more excuses to continue its nuclear arms program. Hell, let’s just invade. That’s been the holiest of holies for neocons for 5 decades.

If we spent money on renewable energy like we spent money on defense, we could probably spend a whole lot less on defense and still achieve a safer America. The GOP is so filthy with fossil fuel money, and so set on the preservation of our class system and the military industrial complex, that they have no concern for…

And I think she may have used the word ‘member’ in the process of this description. Not sure.

Do it. Pewdiepie will play it, and give it two brofists up. And any step after ‘pewdiepie’ is ‘profit’, so you can coast from there on out.

Don’t know why this comment made me think of this, but when I was in high school I read Rice’s Vampire Chronicles, and there’s this point in the books where she talks about how vampires that are old enough to look as if chiseled out of marble have permarections. Big, white, chiseled out of marble, stone-like, erect…

Why doesn’t Kojima go to kickstarter? He could probably get his own studio funded.

In their first video on ‘react around the world’, one of the brothers shakes his head repeatedly with the most smug look ever as they discuss their plan to license out their format, like he just can’t believe the gross fucking injustice of the world.

But they’re the biggest react content creators ever, and among the…

I could be wrong, but if your vr headset shows the ground or objects in the distance and can track your head movements, you shouldn’t ever wobble as if your eyes were shut, right?

That’s the funny thing. I’m pretty sure she was telling them that she was going to community college. The actual length of time is probably closer to 5 or 6 years, but still. How the fuck do you convince someone you’ve been getting your two-year degree for the better part of a decade? Oh, and she spent an ungodly…

I thought the same thing. In fact, I just posted the same comment. You beat me to it. What is it supposed to depict? The whole scene seems exactly like the seismic tank from clone wars.

That image looks remarkably like the seismic tank from the animated Clone Wars. What is it supposed to be, anyone?

If we’re sharing stories, I’ll add mine: I know a girl whose grandparents were deep in IBM money or something, so they gave their children loads of money all the time, to their detriment. The girl’s father got deep into meth, never had to work for anything, and was never, to this day, excised from the family’s money.…

I think it’s reasonable to expect gender-centric discussions on any jezebel article. And the politics of public space and their intersections with gender are a real actual thing. And I have yet to see a single comment, including those you have replied to, that are man-hating. Men refusing to reasonably yield a modicum…

“Some wives, like Mickey Conway, used to curse at them and spit on their own floor. On her own floor! That never made any sense to me.”

Fight fire with fire.

When I was well underage and myspace still allowed searching by sexual orientation irrespective of age, I used to get extremely explicit messages from older men in my town and the surrounding areas. They were always ‘straight’ according to their profile, and very often married. At this time, I was just starting my…

He was on the ground before we heard the shot.

One of my fondest, and most terrifying memories, is being in the back seat of a ‘90 mustang, while my friend held one of the most impressive drifts I’ve ever seen to this day through the entirety of an on-ramp that turned 180 degrees, uphill, only to fudge the weight distribution as we crested the incline and got onto…

He’s too busy being reincarnated as a woman to answer.

Are they using drone footage in a few shots??

“We got a complaint aboutya, so we’re just gonna act like we’re talkin’ to ya.”

“. . . You guys are awesome!”

His bars are so sick, they need daraprim?
He drops sick beats like daraprim drops viral load?
His record collection is like daraprim, you can’t afford to buy it from him?
His disposition so negative, he couldn’t possibly be positive?