I like how intentional grounding just cancels out a helmet to helmet tackle.

welp, my first date with thetallbrunette seems so unromantic and mundane now. THANKS, OBAMA!

First the Rosetta stone, now this video. The hieroglyphs are starting to make more sense. All the people and animals are focused on the weeping eye above a goal missing most of it’s netting.

Not really. She’s intersex. She’s not fighting her body to feminize it by taking hormones, but she’s not supplementing her body either through doping. She just is existing as herself. It’s tricky as fuck. There’s a reason men and women have separate categories for racing, and unfortunately there isn’t an in between or…

I mean, as ways to say “Fuck you, it’s none of your business” go
It isn’t bad

I feel you. BUT what I also dislike MORE, as I get older and older, is the way my body reacts to drinks 3 and 4 the next day, as if I have chugged a bottle of rat poison.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

Great re-tooling of the Oscar Wilde quote. Kudos to you...

To birth one asshole may be regarded as a misfortune (see Chet Haze and Tom Hanks); to birth two looks like bad parenting.

It’s a bit chilly there in the shade, isn’t it?

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

What? No, we care about the issues. For me in particular:

So it sounds like wikileaks has more dirt on Hillary— and has essentially promised that it’s enough to send Hillary to jail...

This is weird, and bad, but remember, people who go to conventions are weird, and bad, and are completely unlike general election voters!

A lion getting a CAT scan. Way to bury the lede.

Because they’re right backstage and privy to the gossip of everyone who are either waiting to get on stage or who have just exited? Makeup artists and hair stylists are privy to almost as much dirt as bartenders.

You get NDAs from everybody. EVERYBODY. Hot dog guy, dude who changes light bulbs, EVERYBODY. Because you never know what someone is going to see or hear.

Makeup artists and stylists always have the dirt. They were part of Sarah Palin’s downfall.

I’m on Team Beard

The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.