I feel so bad for Leslie Jones. People can be so cruel for petty things.

Maybe because a lot of them are immigrant women with fewer resources?

The ranch dressing on the side somehow helps with the concept of this picture.

Obviously she’s a vampire. Duh.

sooo... bj or anal?

God damn I miss marching band.

i’ve completed half of step 1. i’ve found and wooed a person.

Step 1: find and woo very rich person

I would hurt myself and other people with that thing, daily.

I can’t be the only one that wouldn’t even want that ring. It just looks fucking uncomfortable, let alone the abstract absurdity of it.

So this week, by tomorrow, we’ll have one cop fired for posting a video, and zero cops fired for shooting black men in scenarios escalated solely by the police involved.

I suspect that's a prayer that won't be heard. I am in awe of her bravery.

I really, really hope she doesn’t receive any professional penalties from this.

Look at him SHOWING OFF in this trailer. We get it Donald, YOU CAN SLEEP. Cocky bastard, flaunting his lack of insomnia in my sleep deprived face. TOUCHE DONNY, TOUCHE.

It’s about Jessie Williams spewing racist words against the police, who are now a race and not an occupation.

Um, excuse me, but Erin Miller is 1/36th Cherokee AND her Irish ancestors who came to America were, like, slaves and so she knows, okay. This isn’t about her. It’s about Jessie Williams spewing racist words against the police, who are now a race and not an occupation.

The most hilarious part of all this is that it’s like these Grey’s Anatomy fans don’t even know who Shonda Rhimes is. Like is Shonda really gonna fire Jesse Williams for speaking out about social justice?? That’s about as likely as Donald Trump saying something intelligent. Ain’t gonna happen.

“If women want to be taken seriously in the workforce, looking feminine is a good place to start.”