I starred this only for the passive-aggressive dangling “so.”

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

I’m all for insulting the Jets, but dismissing the glory days of Chad Pennington is a bridge too far.

Have any four conference finalists done as much to make your job easy as these four?

I’m not entirely sure if Dayton is better than Gary. You aren’t an hour or less from the fun parts of Chicago in Dayton.

Holy fuck on a rope.

They didn’t call Larry Bird the “Hick from French Lick” for nothing.

Jesus, that’s...horrifying.

As a graduate of this fine(?) institution, I can contribute a few more fun facts about the (formerly Golden) Knights of UCF:

So many “don’t kill this baby!” billboards.

Oh jesus, switching highways around Indianapolis. What the hell is that?!?

I ask with 100% sincerity: what is the gender of that . . . human? . . . to the right in the photo?

No. This is not the face of a man who reciprocates.

That’s the first time I’ve EVER seen someone state that Dayton, OH is better than ANY other city. Have you broken into Irsay’s stash of the good stuff?

Is....is that a woman on the right? It looks like the love child resulting from Carrot Top fucking a raspberry.

You’ll see better football too.

What has always sucked: Thanks to the Colts, Pacers, Notre Dame, and IU, this state leads the country in “we do it differently here; we do it the rightway” sports sanctimony. This is probably why the Colts ended up complaining about those deflated balls to begin with. Sure, they got a hole charred in their asses…

You lost me at “better cities” like Columbus and Dayton. Yea, not so much.

I’m fairly certain the first guy to publish a scouting report on Andrew Luck was Gary Gygax.

By watching these skits, I change them.