“Aspiring rapper/dj” describes a depressing number of people in the Detroit area. Other aspirations you can add to that list: MMA fighter, sorta legal weed farmer, paranormal investigator.

They are less soul crushingly depressing in terms of design and layout.

When the folks at Walmart decided they wanted to open Supercenters, they recruited some of the people who had worked at Meijer previously, and sent some of their, well, corporate spies is too strong of the word, but they had people get jobs at…

Michiganders of a certain age refer to the store as “Meijer Shifty Takers”, a pun on its original name, “Meijer Thrifty Acres.”

I love the fact that anyone from SoCal instantly gets that joke while most folks are like “huh?”

Probably the only rub that was had.

Well, let’s just wait and see if they meet my demands.

This is horrifying.

I fully support Jezebel’s new direction of being a bear-centric website.

I think the amount of real women maintaining profiles on gay dating sites is probably higher than on AM

A “talent agency” 25 miles away makes me think “casting couch in Van Nuys”.

I REALLY DON’T THINK SO. SIMILAR HEAD SHAPE AND NOSE AREA BUT I CAN’T GET PAST THAT THEY HIGHLIGHTED THE EYES. The eyes are the part that don’t match! ffs.

Respectfully disagree. “THEY HAVE THE SAME EYES”????

This is like the first time the pet looks like the celebrity.

Oh dear, does it get below 40?!

Obligatory:

“Freezing” in November in Jacksonville? You deserve the Lions David.

But then the Lions’ Eddie Drummond scores a TD on a punt return, disclosing the location of the end zone to the offense.

God I miss Meijers

I finally decided to sit down and try and submit a “WYTS” for the Lions. I’ve considered doing it every year, because wow, this team writes it’s own submission every season just by being Detroit. It was golden...about 4,500 words (and I could have gone on for the length of an average dissertation but stopped when I…

His paws are in the water bowl!