Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

Ray Lewis was who he was. The idea of God was a placebo that worked for him and helped him turn his life around, helped him impart valuable lessons to others. He could motivate the dead back to life. I’d watch that zombie movie.

More like hoMEsexuals.

Oh yeah, we forgot to show his shirt.

Maybe the world finally is changing. We have two guys kissing in the corner, and all I care about is a PFTCommenter shout out.

Idk but like I only have one couch and one air mattress here in Toronto so if people want dibs, they’d better claim them early.

I’ve also heard that the Obama admin has already posted their rebuttal to tonight’s debate:

Eh.. that’s what I would do.

This commercial poses so many questions. Was that family’s house where the bomb hit? Why would Iran launch an ICBM into the suburbs? Are they just somewhere randomly in the blast radius but haven’t noticed yet? Are they taking a nihilistic approach and just ignoring their impending deaths, mocking the ultimate…

He’s just emphasizing the importance of a nuclear family.

You made a pretty loaded comment and expected people to not call you out on it.

As a nanny of 15 years and I’m not quite 30 and I’m very attractive, I’m so annoyed by this article. Like, what the ever living fuck? I am not interested in your husband, this is so gross and demeaning and aaaaaaah!!!

Read that as ‘Make your husband and the kids watch,” and thought you went to a fairly dark place.

lol fuck off with this. there’s nothing wrong with having a nanny. there are shitty parents with nannies and shitty parents without nannies. this is malarkey.

If everyone’s down, there’s always

Not if she’s middle aged and/or wearing chinos!

So you’re saying... beauty is subjective? And that... people are unfaithful for reasons that have nothing to do with your or the other party’s level of attractiveness? Like perhaps cheating is a manifestation of their control issues and underlying self-loathing (or straight up sociopathy)? WELL I NEVER!

Yeah, screw all those people who have jobs! What?

Especially if you’re a young, hot nanny. Is there a kickstarter for these woebegone hot Jane Eyres?

1. Hire a male nanny (and hope your husband isn’t gay).