Bear said......”Iams full”.

I had more stars for you, but Colon ate them.

It’s a good thing bears shit in the woods, because I don’t want to be within a country mile of the pile he’s gonna leave behind after eating all that dog food.

Bartolo Colon calls a 20-pound bag of dog food and a nap “Wednesday.”

This guy?

Actually, considering that many of these teams now cost a billion dollars, a profit of $30,000,000 isn’t all that great of a return from a long term cash flow perspective when compared to other investments. The bigger reason these guys buy companies is that they are egomanical and they think that owning a team makes…

Still, I suppose we can take some solace in the fact that Goodell and the rest of the league must hate the fact the Packers have to release this information to the pits of their cold, dead hearts.

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.

Why Your Team Sucks is back, and, honestly, I’m happy. I can see the light at the end of this miserable, football-less tunnel.

Why your team sucks is back! YASSSSSSS!!!

I really can’t wait for this year's elaborate butthurt responses from NFL fans taking these articles too seriously.

FINALLY!!!....[Shits in hands, throws it all over the office, strips to his socks and runs from the building screaming, “The first sign of the start of the 2015/16 NFL season is here!!!”]

I could let all the rest of it slide, but the cash bar is 100% bullshit.

You poor, unfortunate soul. 4th marriage kinda screams city hall to me, not ball gown and cash bar.

Why not take the money you spent on same-day video editing and plow it into better booze at the open bar?

This is gross, and a terrible idea. If you do this, your guests will curse you. If do this and do not have an open bar, you have earned a special place in Hell.

Little did she know that she’s showing the ultimate of white privilege by making an exhibit out of a dead black person. #StopWhitePeople2015

To be fair, WHO AMONG US hasn’t accidentally used a picture of a Nazi in a campaign ad.