On an unrelated side note: LOVE your name.. Heinlein is one of my favs

Fucking, versus fucking someone over?

That's a CLE hour right there.

I haven't even used G-chat. I'm old and set in my reply all ways. And I've had a facebook account for over 10 years now (got mine when you had to have a .edu email) so I'm never leaving that shit either.

No joke, a lawyer in my state got disbarred for fucking a GC at one of his clients and billing their nooners.

If you fucked another lawyer, could you bill that as client development?

If I could bill assholes for the meetings I have to sit through, I MIGHT like a meeting better than sex. Maybe.

I've seen these Riis photos a hundred times, but never realized until now that he'd captured the first TruckNutz.

Isn't that what you win if Internet wins the bracket?

How do people not understand the basic concept of a tournament bracket, how is that possible while simultaneously being aware of how to put on pants

Yeah. Coke and champagne definitely should have been the co-victors of that bracket for sure.

G-chat vs reply all: where you see the Jezebel readership broken down by generations.

This whole bracket better come down to Netflix vs. Sex, but knowing this crowd and their tendency to get boring on these things —I will never forgive you for Caffeine— I can easily imagine Being A Cat Lady taking the final win.

Me

I'm assuming the people who prefer 'Guys Who Take Their Dicks Out On The Subway' over 'Binge Watching' are the actual guys who take their dicks out on the subway?

"Come"

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

I sent in a complaint to the FCC regarding Pete Carroll's middle finger to basic human intelligence. Any reason why that is not on the list, Barry?

I tell people that I'll steal their stuff all the time, and that next time they come to my place they'll see it there. I also sometimes say I'll steal their pets and/or children. Luckily they also know I'm kidding.

I often tell people that I will steal their pets one day. They know I won't and it's my own disturbed way of saying that I really love their pet. I will also just say that I love their pet, but it is usually followed by the stealing aspect. It's a good thing that people know I'm joking.